2024-04-05 at 12:59 AM UTC
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2024-04-05 at 1:22 AM UTC
9 inches thick, 1 inch long.
2024-04-05 at 1:27 AM UTC
Iron Ree
African Astronaut
[my flyspeck near-blind refund]
I can use a pringles can as a fleshlight
2024-04-05 at 2:38 PM UTC
I could tell if you put it in my ass
2024-04-05 at 3:38 PM UTC
Originally posted by RIPtotse
Guess
Fat enough to make a tic tac laugh at its diminutive size
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2024-04-05 at 4:57 PM UTC
Iron Ree
African Astronaut
[my flyspeck near-blind refund]
I can shove an entire pringles can up my ass
2024-04-05 at 5:31 PM UTC
I think I'm gonna stick with a highlighter
2024-04-05 at 6:47 PM UTC
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
If you stuck a viagra up your ass will it make it go HARDER?
I MEAN FUXKING EXTRA HARD
HARDER THAN EVER