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African American gentleman kills 3 people and is now on the loose in the New Jersey pikeway with an Assault Rifle.

  1. #21
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I like the AA-12 gas operated automatic shotgun with the grenade projectiles. 300 rounds per minute.


    That's cute.

    But this is cuter:

  2. #22
    Bradley Florida Man
    The AA12 can be soaked in water and shot before the water even comes off, it's truly a marvelous gun. My friends drum mags jam with humidity.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by infinityshock That's cute.

    But this is cuter:


    It's stationary, though, eh? I'm always on the move.
  4. #24
    Originally posted by Bradley The AA12 can be soaked in water and shot before the water even comes off, it's truly a marvelous gun. My friends drum mags jam with humidity.

    Stainless steel body and parts. Impervious to water. Little to no maintenance required. Light as a feather. No recoil. Imagine pumping 32 grenade rounds in 8 seconds, 3 seconds to change the drum, another 32 grenade rounds. All while mobile. Not much could stand up to that.
  5. #25
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's stationary, though, eh? I'm always on the move.

    its stationary for the modern crop of recruits.

    it only weighs about 80 pounds...so for non-soyfags, its mobile.
  6. #26
    Originally posted by infinityshock its stationary for the modern crop of recruits.

    it only weighs about 80 pounds…so for non-soyfags, its mobile.

    Nice thing about it is its feed system. You could put an unlimited belt of grenade rounds on there and fire indefinitely.
  7. #27
    Bradley Florida Man
    Imagine being hit by a .22LR round fired by a drunk and you're not dead but you still have a bullet wound and the guy who shot you is laughing and poking his head to get a better look as he dumps 17 more rounds into the underbarrel, you know where you gotta match the shape of the bullet to the hole so you can do it in the dark and then you got the little ramrod thing

    just imagine fuys
  8. #28
    CandyRein Black Hole
    We runnin round with guns the size of lil bow wow 🎵
  9. #29
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Imagine being hit by a .22LR round fired by a drunk and you're not dead but you still have a bullet wound and the guy who shot you is laughing and poking his head to get a better look as he dumps 17 more rounds into the underbarrel, you know where you gotta match the shape of the bullet to the hole so you can do it in the dark and then you got the little ramrod thing

    just imagine fuys

    that makes no sense
  10. #30
    infinityshock Black Hole
    moderator...correct the thread titles incorrect terminology. it should read 'nigger kills 3 other niggers and is now on the loose in the New Jersey pikeway with white man magic.'
  11. #31
    The .22 is probably the most deadly bullet, because it's so small and fast it goes into your body, hits bone and cartilage, then bounces around inside you several times, puncturing your internal organs repeatedly.
  12. #32
    Bradley Florida Man
    It also fires with no recoil and in comparison to other commonly used rounds extremely quiet. The Marlin is only about 100$. It doesn't jam and can be taken apart with a single flathead (or a knife). It functions without a magazine through an underbarrel with a plunger that never goes bad.

    YOu can fire 17+1 rounds as fast as you can tickle the trigger and because of the lack of recoil all 18 more or less will go to the same spot, the iron sights are so good I recommend NOT getting a scope on it unless you squirrel hunt because it's unneeded & the ammunition is dirt cheap.

    It's also very lightweight, so light in fact you don't even need a sling for it and can easily conceal it in one's pants as it's the size of your leg but much thinner.

    Easily the best firearm IMO.
  13. #33
    Bradley Florida Man
    redacted because I shouldn't talk about how gay I am for the .22LR
  14. #34
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley redacted because I shouldn't talk about how gay I am for the .22LR

    not as sexy as a 30mm
  15. #35
    Bradley Florida Man
    Have you ever shot any of these bigger rounds from a rifle? It's a lot of fucking recoil, a huge boom, IDK if you're like an armchair shooter who plays Call of Duty or something, but I'm from the ghetto bro so like 1 bullet going off and I feel like I just got a concussion and the sights are way off the target from the gun jumping ins't appealing.

    Yeah firing a minicannon out of the helicopter in a video game is super cool but firing a .45 handgun is like (for me) extremely over powered and unnecessary.

    The 9mm for handguns at close range is beautiful, the .22LR for everything else is wonderful. The 12 guage shotgun for taking things out of the air is wonderful.

    But people who are like yeah this is the 50 caliber super sniper rifle it's so cool and they show a picture of a 8,000$ sniper rifle special forces use really don't know shit about A) urban combat B) deer hunting C) probably haven't shot anything like that.
  16. #36
    Bradley Florida Man
    also the bullets are really expensive, 30-06 rounds are like 25$ for 10 of them.
  17. #37
    Smith & Wesson .50 caliber.

  18. #38
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Have you ever shot any of these bigger rounds from a rifle? It's a lot of fucking recoil, a huge boom, IDK if you're like an armchair shooter who plays Call of Duty or something, but I'm from the ghetto bro so like 1 bullet going off and I feel like I just got a concussion and the sights are way off the target from the gun jumping ins't appealing.

    Yeah firing a minicannon out of the helicopter in a video game is super cool but firing a .45 handgun is like (for me) extremely over powered and unnecessary.

    The 9mm for handguns at close range is beautiful, the .22LR for everything else is wonderful. The 12 guage shotgun for taking things out of the air is wonderful.

    But people who are like yeah this is the 50 caliber super sniper rifle it's so cool and they show a picture of a 8,000$ sniper rifle special forces use really don't know shit about A) urban combat B) deer hunting C) probably haven't shot anything like that.

    Originally posted by Bradley also the bullets are really expensive, 30-06 rounds are like 25$ for 10 of them.

    im too scared of guns. i just use them as sex toys to see which orifices i can stuff them into.

    those .45s, yea, theyre huge. way too big. almost as big as those .46's

    i shot a .22 once. back in 'nam, i took out a whole platoon of charlie tanks with 7 rounds and a bottle of saki.

    my super dooper sniper rifle cost almost $8,000....if i took half the parts off it. but i use it mostly as a sex toy

    30-06 is cheap. i have calibers that just the empty brass is literally triple the cost of a top-quality 30-06 round
  19. #39
    Bradley Florida Man
    So you got a gat
  20. #40
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley So you got a gat

    and a dog.
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