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  1. #21
    Sounds like you need a healthy dose of noose.

    Seriously though, not even saying to kill yourself but really nothing matters and eventually that's where we all end up.
  2. #22
    I hate camping. I don't get the appeal. Probably because I grew up fishing, sleeping in tents during the shittiest times of the year. It was tough.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby she's not though, she anti-gay, a repblican, and anti-globalist, but a nationalist, people say the same about me because of my appearance but im not a liberal

    Like Manson. You should do what he did.
  4. #24
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    christmas trees were tall .....
  5. #25
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I wouldn't know.. I'm not white trash!

    black trashes then ?
  6. #26
    Originally posted by benny vader black trashes then ?

    Shut up you false jedi.
  7. #27
    I remember being stung by a bee and developing super powers of making honey with my penis.
  8. #28
    I'm more experienced than anyone here
  9. #29
    https://youtu.be/IGVZOLV9SPo Love is a battlefield
  10. #30
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I remember making a fi-fi using shampoo and experiencing the most painful urinations this side of the Mississippi. I don't recommend it.
  11. #31
    Originally posted by mmQ I remember making a fi-fi using shampoo and experiencing the most painful urinations this side of the Mississippi. I don't recommend it.



  12. #32
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I'm more experienced than anyone here

  13. #33
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by ACE Like Manson. You should do what he did.

    k i'll get right on that
  14. #34
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ I remember making a fi-fi using shampoo and experiencing the most painful urinations this side of the Mississippi. I don't recommend it.

    LOL! I've never made a fi-fi but I did masturbate one with shampoo while in the shower before school and I was about to be late for the bus and still had a light residue after trying to wash it off... fucking cracked my dick skin and it started flaking and all during school i was scratching my cock it was awful
  15. #35
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump

    Berry Levy Ton

    overused puns
  16. #36
    I don't get it.
  17. #37
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I don't get it.

    I literarlly just posted that, bounced to the forum section in which you had less than 5 seconds to respond.

    This is what I'm talking about rtt. that's twice. If you want to play it off in your little control room there.. at least wait a minute to make it seem more believable that you got a response and followed up. don't just respond halfway into watching me respond.
  18. #38
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby LOL! I've never made a fi-fi but I did masturbate one with shampoo while in the shower before school and I was about to be late for the bus and still had a light residue after trying to wash it off… fucking cracked my dick skin and it started flaking and all during school i was scratching my cock it was awful

    Oh be thankful it didn't get into your dick hole. Attempting to piss was like attempting to force a small razor blade out. I'd imagine it's similar or on par with passing a kidney stone, or at least the next worse thing. I'm very surprised injecting shampoo into a urethra and forcing people to drink gallons of water isn't a more common torture method.
  19. #39
    tek dotz
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