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when you were young
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2017-03-16 at 10:40 PM UTCSounds like you need a healthy dose of noose.
Seriously though, not even saying to kill yourself but really nothing matters and eventually that's where we all end up. -
2017-03-16 at 11:02 PM UTCI hate camping. I don't get the appeal. Probably because I grew up fishing, sleeping in tents during the shittiest times of the year. It was tough.
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2017-03-16 at 11:36 PM UTC
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2017-03-16 at 11:48 PM UTCchristmas trees were tall .....
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2017-03-16 at 11:49 PM UTC
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2017-03-17 at 3:21 AM UTC
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2017-03-17 at 3:21 AM UTCI remember being stung by a bee and developing super powers of making honey with my penis.
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2017-03-17 at 3:22 AM UTCI'm more experienced than anyone here
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2017-03-17 at 3:25 AM UTChttps://youtu.be/IGVZOLV9SPo Love is a battlefield
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2017-03-17 at 3:26 AM UTCI remember making a fi-fi using shampoo and experiencing the most painful urinations this side of the Mississippi. I don't recommend it.
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2017-03-17 at 3:35 AM UTC
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2017-03-17 at 1:06 PM UTC
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2017-03-17 at 5:32 PM UTC
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2017-03-17 at 5:34 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I remember making a fi-fi using shampoo and experiencing the most painful urinations this side of the Mississippi. I don't recommend it.
LOL! I've never made a fi-fi but I did masturbate one with shampoo while in the shower before school and I was about to be late for the bus and still had a light residue after trying to wash it off... fucking cracked my dick skin and it started flaking and all during school i was scratching my cock it was awful -
2017-03-18 at 2:24 AM UTC
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2017-03-18 at 2:24 AM UTCI don't get it.
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2017-03-18 at 2:27 AM UTC
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I don't get it.
I literarlly just posted that, bounced to the forum section in which you had less than 5 seconds to respond.
This is what I'm talking about rtt. that's twice. If you want to play it off in your little control room there.. at least wait a minute to make it seem more believable that you got a response and followed up. don't just respond halfway into watching me respond. -
2017-03-18 at 2:29 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby LOL! I've never made a fi-fi but I did masturbate one with shampoo while in the shower before school and I was about to be late for the bus and still had a light residue after trying to wash it off… fucking cracked my dick skin and it started flaking and all during school i was scratching my cock it was awful
Oh be thankful it didn't get into your dick hole. Attempting to piss was like attempting to force a small razor blade out. I'd imagine it's similar or on par with passing a kidney stone, or at least the next worse thing. I'm very surprised injecting shampoo into a urethra and forcing people to drink gallons of water isn't a more common torture method. -
2017-03-18 at 2:29 AM UTCtek dotz