How to kiss

1. 2024-02-21 at 8:53 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Imagine a kiss being like a job interview for the elusive role of being someone’s significant other. The interviewer is looking for the candidate who best matches the job description. Similarly, when we kiss, we are looking for a mate that best matches our genetic make-up. 'Wait, what do genes have to do with kissing?!' - I hear you scream. Well, we actually have a group of genes called the MHC (major histocompatibility complex) genes that form part of our immune system and give us our natural scent. In a famous experiment, women overwhelmingly preferred the smell of t-shirts worn by men with different MHC genes from their own. This is because when two people with different MHC genes mate, the baby they would produce would have a selection of components from each of their immune systems. A more diverse immune system has a greater ability to fight disease. Therefore, opposites really do attract. This explains why we prefer kissing one person over another. It’s in our genes.

   https://www.britishcouncil.org/voices-magazine/kiss-science-smooching
   
   People kiss in order to sample each other's immune system. Saliva is full of cells, and the best kisses always involve plenty of saliva exchange. MHCs are signalling proteins attached to the outside of cells. When you take a cell with MHC with significant differences from you own into your body, the immune cells in your mouth go crazy attacking the foreign cells. You experience this as a slight tingling sensation on your tongue and inside your mouth.
   
   This is why some people feel really good to kiss, and with some people you don't really feel anything.
   
   As well as selecting for all the other good stuff, animals in general tend to seek out MHCs different to their own in order to improve genetic diversity in terms of immune function. The more diverse the immune system, the more likely they are thought to be to survive rare diseases.
2. 2024-02-21 at 11:15 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   written by the dicastery for the doctrine of the faith
   
3. 2024-02-21 at 11:37 AM UTC

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   Kafka sweaty
   I thought it was because women get a testosterone boost from it. This reminds me of Submarine where he was checking them for cavities.
4. 2024-02-21 at 11:41 AM UTC

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   Kafka sweaty
   
5. 2024-02-21 at 11:53 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kafka I thought it was because women get a testosterone boost from it. This reminds me of Submarine where he was checking them for cavities.

   
   Sure that's not from sex? Sperm is full of hormones.
6. 2024-02-21 at 11:55 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost written by the dicastery for the doctrine of the faith
   

   
   Guy is both an Archbishop and an expert kisser.
   
   That's pretty based.
7. 2024-02-21 at 12:10 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Apparently he wrote the "post-synodal apostolic exhortation" Amoris Laetitia for the Pope.
   
   If I was a female porn star that'd be my porn star name.
8. 2024-02-21 at 12:14 PM UTC

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   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   Is that really an accurate portrayal of why people kiss though? I don't think you are wrong, I'm sure that is how the concept of kissing came about, but when you want to kiss someone you usually just do it because it feels good or you want to. Like how the "reason" you have sex with someone is to reproduce but really the vast majority of sexual intercourse happening is happening with people actively trying to avoid reproduction
9. 2024-02-21 at 4:31 PM UTC

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   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Donald Trump Apparently he wrote the "post-synodal apostolic exhortation" Amoris Laetitia for the Pope.
   
   If I was a female porn star that'd be my porn star name.

   
   you dont have to be female tho.
   
   now the line between a man and a woman is completely gone.
   
   just be a porn star with that name.
10. 2024-02-21 at 4:34 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
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11. 2024-02-21 at 4:47 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina you dont have to be female tho.
    
    now the line between a man and a woman is completely gone.
    
    just be a porn star with that name.

    
    My male porn star name was going to be John Conquest.
12. 2024-02-21 at 5:02 PM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Donald Trump My male porn star name was going to be John Conquest.

    
    Vlad the Impalled
13. 2024-02-21 at 5:35 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Sure that's not from sex? Sperm is full of hormones.

    
    That idiot has no clue what he's talking about. He doesn't even know the difference between a man and a woman, much less basic endocrinology
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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14. 2024-02-21 at 5:36 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina Vlad the Impalled

    
    Daddy the Impaler
    
    Now grab your ankles and live up to your name
15. 2024-02-21 at 5:37 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina you dont have to be female tho.
    
    now the line between a man and a woman is completely gone.
    
    just be a porn star with that name.

    
    Wrong
    
    Again
    
    As usual
16. 2024-02-21 at 5:52 PM UTC

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    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Sure that's not from sex? Sperm is full of hormones.

    
    They get it from kissing as well.
17. 2024-02-21 at 5:59 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kafka They get it from kissing as well.

    
    You caught it from kissing that cats asshole
18. 2024-02-22 at 3:40 PM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by infinityshock Wrong
    
    Again
    
    As usual

    
    behind the curve
19. 2024-02-22 at 3:47 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump People kiss in order to sample each other's immune system. Saliva is full of cells, and the best kisses always involve plenty of saliva exchange. MHCs are signalling proteins attached to the outside of cells. When you take a cell with MHC with significant differences from you own into your body, the immune cells in your mouth go crazy attacking the foreign cells. You experience this as a slight tingling sensation on your tongue and inside your mouth.
    
    This is why some people feel really good to kiss, and with some people you don't really feel anything.

    
    What if I spit on someones asshole
20. 2024-02-23 at 4:40 PM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga
    prepare to have your asshole split