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  1. #21
    Thanks for the contribution to this thread.

    I endorse all of those substances.
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  2. #22
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Just buy some oxytocin and do some lines right before you hang out with some girl you're not attracted to at all, ez way to find eternal love
  3. #23
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    that sounds like the most expensive habit in the world
  4. #24
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ner vegas that sounds like the most expensive habit in the world

    Yes but then you can forego spending any money dating, courting, buying gifts etc because you already have the one chemical that is the core essence of love being delivered straight to your bloodstream and that's the only thing that matters
  5. #25
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE Yes but then you can forego spending any money dating, courting, buying gifts etc because you already have the one chemical that is the core essence of love being delivered straight to your bloodstream and that's the only thing that matters

    yeah but you still need to spend all that money unless you're shooting her up every few hours too
  6. #26
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ner vegas yeah but you still need to spend all that money unless you're shooting her up every few hours too

    Harvest it from the pineal glands of young children. Problem solved
  7. #27
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    painal glands of young children

    ok wariat
  8. #28
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ner vegas painal glands of young children

    ok wariat

    Haven't you ever seen fear and loathing? If u pay attention during the scene where he's all fucked on all the acid they took and he's tripping on the hotel concierge looking like a giant reptile person there's a part where he looks at some guy on a payphone and it's one of the cops who's there for the police convention and he's talking to someone about some sort of ritualistic child murder sacrifice shit where they harvested her pineal gland for the adrenochrome. Then later in the move they get high on the adrenochrome
  9. #29
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    It was actually predictive programming meant to begin to open the publics minds towards the possibility of sacrificing children to Satan in the future (voting for Hillary Clinton)
  10. #30
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Kiss me, out of the bearded barley
  11. #31
    Originally posted by Instigator Kiss me, out of the bearded barley

    how does she look now.

    fat and wrinkled ?
  12. #32
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina how does she look now.

    fat and wrinkled ?

    ewwwww.

    25 years hasnt been kind to her.
  13. #33
    Bradley Florida Man
    I've always been told I am a really good kisser.
  14. #34
    Buff Billy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Guy is both an Archbishop and an expert kisser.

    That's pretty based.

    based on love, To Jesus Christ
  15. #35
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I thought it was because women get a testosterone boost from it. This reminds me of Submarine where he was checking them for cavities.

    I think you would get more testosterone if I peed in your mouth.
  16. #36
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator Kiss me, out of the bearded barley

    *Bearded Bradley
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  17. #37
    Buff Billy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost written by the dicastery for the doctrine of the faith

    I'm working on an underground sequel called "heal me with your ass"
  18. #38
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    OP literally looked up science on kissing lulz0r
  19. #39
    Buff Billy African Astronaut
    heal me with your asshole
  20. #40
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    who are you on my Facebook .. lol
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