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Speedy Parker's Bar 🍻 & Grill has lost $10k since opening

  1. #1
    Ghost Black Hole
    Folx it hasn't been a year yet but they say you never make a profit the first 5 years of starting a new business anyways
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    He could make more by adding blowjobs to the menu offerings
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  3. #3
    I wonder how many customers he's caned so far.
  4. #4
    Ghost Black Hole
    If you don't order right he bans you from the establishment
  5. #5
    Donald Trump Black Hole


    We should do it it's just 2 days drive.
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  6. #6
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Bill Krozbydogs would have been more successful
  7. #7
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock He could make more by adding blowjobs to the menu offerings



    Sound recommendation.

    Marry me Kourtney
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  8. #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE Bill Krozbydogs would have been more successful

    Who are you
  9. #9
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    Sound recommendation.

    Marry me Kourtney

    aye kabrone who is that!! she looks strong as sHIT
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    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor aye kabrone who is that!! she looks strong as sHIT

    My future Cowboy Waifu.

    If you want her you'll have to gunfight me for her.
  11. #11
    Ghost Black Hole
    Are you posting pictures of my ex to intimidate me now?
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Ghost If you don't order right he bans you from the establishment

    Then he rats you out to the feds.
  13. #13
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    jokes on you.

    he fired all salt of the earth "americans" and hired illegals and is now making a killin'.
  14. #14
    Speedy Parker, aka Darth Beaver, aka The Dark Rodent, aka Jedi Moped, aka Yoda, aka The Cane Whacker.
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