Speedy Parker's Bar 🍻 & Grill has lost $10k since opening

1. 2024-02-19 at 5:57 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Folx it hasn't been a year yet but they say you never make a profit the first 5 years of starting a new business anyways
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   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2024-02-19 at 6:15 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   He could make more by adding blowjobs to the menu offerings
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   • A College Professor
3. 2024-02-20 at 1:07 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   I wonder how many customers he's caned so far.
4. 2024-02-20 at 1:24 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   If you don't order right he bans you from the establishment
5. 2024-02-20 at 1:32 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   We should do it it's just 2 days drive.
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   • A College Professor
6. 2024-02-20 at 1:35 AM UTC

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   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   Bill Krozbydogs would have been more successful
7. 2024-02-20 at 2:12 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock He could make more by adding blowjobs to the menu offerings

   
   
   
   Sound recommendation.
   
   Marry me Kourtney
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   • A College Professor
8. 2024-02-20 at 2:33 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE Bill Krozbydogs would have been more successful

   
   Who are you
9. 2024-02-20 at 2:43 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

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   Sound recommendation.
   
   Marry me Kourtney

   
   aye kabrone who is that!! she looks strong as sHIT
10. 2024-02-20 at 3:09 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by A College Professor aye kabrone who is that!! she looks strong as sHIT

    
    My future Cowboy Waifu.
    
    If you want her you'll have to gunfight me for her.
11. 2024-02-20 at 3:18 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    Are you posting pictures of my ex to intimidate me now?
12. 2024-02-20 at 3:24 AM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost If you don't order right he bans you from the establishment

    
    Then he rats you out to the feds.
13. 2024-02-20 at 3:33 AM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    jokes on you.
    
    he fired all salt of the earth "americans" and hired illegals and is now making a killin'.
14. 2024-02-20 at 3:39 AM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Speedy Parker, aka Darth Beaver, aka The Dark Rodent, aka Jedi Moped, aka Yoda, aka The Cane Whacker.