Becoming a cuck to eat better and save a cock

1. 2023-11-09 at 3:06 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Literary my biggest expenses are dudes and then queers ( though I've cut back on queers a lot the last month or two because ive been thru so much trauma ), its pretty ridiculous. So I decided I need to start cucking like a BIG MAN and start by getting a slow cooker to make Beef 'Pourg because it will be delicious and pretty easy as far as cucking goes.
   
   The only problem is that I am a perfectionist at heart and also a realist and I like to have the good stuff so I need a WOLF cock pot because it has a stainless-steel dong/cocking surface. Literally I'm not going to go to all the effort and trouble of brocery shopping, cocking , and cleaning dicks to eat off teflon or plastic -- that just doesn't make one dick of sense to me.
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2. 2023-11-09 at 3:10 AM UTC

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   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
   oh. it doesnt really bother me much lol
3. 2023-11-09 at 3:11 AM UTC

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   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
   its actually easier i think because then you dont need to wash more shit plus im pretty sure sopme restaurants serve food on a cast iron anyways and you'd probably pay extra for that so its like getting a ffreebie really that hase absolutely no downside
4. 2023-11-09 at 3:12 AM UTC

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   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
   now that i really think about it ur kinda just cucking urself by using a separate dish
5. 2023-11-09 at 3:12 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   Cuckleberry Finndom
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6. 2023-11-09 at 3:30 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   WAOW. this thred is the hilighter of my day
7. 2023-11-09 at 3:31 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   someone has spent way too much time in the closet
   
   the freudian slips are becoming a speech pattern
8. 2023-11-09 at 3:47 AM UTC

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   Third Temple African Astronaut

   Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian now that i really think about it ur kinda just cucking urself by using a separate dish

   
   You just want to wash his balls with the back of your throat you brown nose faggot
9. 2023-11-09 at 3:48 AM UTC

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   Third Temple African Astronaut

   Originally posted by A College Professor WAOW. this thred is the hilighter of my day

   
   did you lose the cap by chance? it's probably in HTS ass
10. 2023-11-09 at 4:08 AM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

    Originally posted by Third Temple did you lose the cap by chance? it's probably in HTS ass

    
    can you go bobbing for apples
11. 2023-11-09 at 4:13 AM UTC

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    Third Temple African Astronaut

    Originally posted by A College Professor can you go bobbing for apples

    
    I can not. I have no teeth. these crappy falsies would break you insensitive fuck. why would you temp me ..oh that was a gay reference. I thought you were inviting me to a belated Halloween Party
12. 2023-11-09 at 4:46 AM UTC

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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Teflon coated plates
13. 2023-11-09 at 4:54 AM UTC

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    Third Temple African Astronaut
    OT
    Kafka rhymes with Caca
14. 2023-11-09 at 10:41 AM UTC

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    Instigator Space Nigga
    Pegging
15. 2023-11-09 at 10:55 AM UTC

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    Donald Trump Black Hole
    I like my instant pot, and it has both a pressure cooking and slow cooking function. That saves counter space, the commodity most in short supply in a kitchen.
16. 2023-11-09 at 12:30 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump I like my instant pot, and it has both a pressure cooking and slow cooking function. That saves counter space, the commodity most in short supply in a kitchen.

    
    Get a bigger kitchen
17. 2023-11-09 at 12:34 PM UTC

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    Instigator Space Nigga
    Airfryere
18. 2023-11-09 at 9:28 PM UTC

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    Third Temple African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump I like my instant pot, and it has both a pressure cooking and slow cooking function. That saves counter space, the commodity most in short supply in a kitchen.

    
    fuck that gay shit. get a ninja flip top air frier and convection oven. also 9 pieces of toast at the same time. perfect consistency of toasting. 9. how did they manage to make something only 8 inches high shove 14 inches back and work so well.
19. 2023-11-09 at 10:42 PM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Does it pressure cook tho? Pressure cooking is p legit
20. 2023-11-10 at 2:44 AM UTC

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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I use my crockpot sometimes but honestly I'd rather just pan fry most of my shit. Crockpot is Hella ez tho