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Becoming a cuck to eat better and save a cock

  1. #1
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Literary my biggest expenses are dudes and then queers ( though I've cut back on queers a lot the last month or two because ive been thru so much trauma ), its pretty ridiculous. So I decided I need to start cucking like a BIG MAN and start by getting a slow cooker to make Beef 'Pourg because it will be delicious and pretty easy as far as cucking goes.

    The only problem is that I am a perfectionist at heart and also a realist and I like to have the good stuff so I need a WOLF cock pot because it has a stainless-steel dong/cocking surface. Literally I'm not going to go to all the effort and trouble of brocery shopping, cocking , and cleaning dicks to eat off teflon or plastic -- that just doesn't make one dick of sense to me.
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  2. #2
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    oh. it doesnt really bother me much lol
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    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    its actually easier i think because then you dont need to wash more shit plus im pretty sure sopme restaurants serve food on a cast iron anyways and you'd probably pay extra for that so its like getting a ffreebie really that hase absolutely no downside
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    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    now that i really think about it ur kinda just cucking urself by using a separate dish
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Cuckleberry Finndom
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  6. #6
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    WAOW. this thred is the hilighter of my day
  7. #7
    infinityshock Black Hole
    someone has spent way too much time in the closet

    the freudian slips are becoming a speech pattern
  8. #8
    Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian now that i really think about it ur kinda just cucking urself by using a separate dish

    You just want to wash his balls with the back of your throat you brown nose faggot
  9. #9
    Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor WAOW. this thred is the hilighter of my day

    did you lose the cap by chance? it's probably in HTS ass
  10. #10
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Third Temple did you lose the cap by chance? it's probably in HTS ass

    can you go bobbing for apples
  11. #11
    Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor can you go bobbing for apples

    I can not. I have no teeth. these crappy falsies would break you insensitive fuck. why would you temp me ..oh that was a gay reference. I thought you were inviting me to a belated Halloween Party
  12. #12
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Teflon coated plates
  13. #13
    Third Temple African Astronaut
    OT
    Kafka rhymes with Caca
  14. #14
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Pegging
  15. #15
    I like my instant pot, and it has both a pressure cooking and slow cooking function. That saves counter space, the commodity most in short supply in a kitchen.
  16. #16
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I like my instant pot, and it has both a pressure cooking and slow cooking function. That saves counter space, the commodity most in short supply in a kitchen.

    Get a bigger kitchen
  17. #17
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Airfryere
  18. #18
    Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I like my instant pot, and it has both a pressure cooking and slow cooking function. That saves counter space, the commodity most in short supply in a kitchen.

    fuck that gay shit. get a ninja flip top air frier and convection oven. also 9 pieces of toast at the same time. perfect consistency of toasting. 9. how did they manage to make something only 8 inches high shove 14 inches back and work so well.
  19. #19
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Does it pressure cook tho? Pressure cooking is p legit
  20. #20
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I use my crockpot sometimes but honestly I'd rather just pan fry most of my shit. Crockpot is Hella ez tho
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