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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    The obvious question christians fail to ask is relating to this whole rising from the dead thing. Considering medical knowledge and technology was non-existent in those times, how can anyone be sure the guy was actually dead in the first place. He could of just been comatosed. There have been countless people even nearly two thousand years later that have been pronounced dead and buried. Only for scratches to be found inside the coffin afterwards. To prove jesus rose from the dead, you need to prove he was genuinely dead.

    Thats assumming the whole story isn't just total bullshit anyway.
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  3. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Dargo Yeah….gonna have to break with you on that one Speckles. That's pretty fucking stupid. Laugh all you want, but part of being a Christian is believing in miracles - believing that God is all powerful and can do things we can't even comprehend.

    I'm sure even the atheists out there understand that. Ex. IF there was a God who created everything, it's only logical He'd be able to perform incredible feats such as parting the Red Sea.

    As a certified atheist i would agree. If there was an almighty creator called God, of course he would part the red sea for his "chosen people" and drown the Egyptians. Also it might be interesting to note that just before a Tsunami hits, the water recedes. So it is not beyond the realm of the imaginable that Moses just got really, really lucky. And crossed just as a Tsunami was coming. And when the Pharaoh thought, he could just chase after him, he got hit with the Tsunami like ayy lmao.
  4. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ You're a fucking retard and every comment you make reflects it. You literally have the comprehensive skills of a toddler and I can't try to explain to you otherwise. Go fuck yourself faggot.

    there, there, my pretty little rosy, there's no need to get your panties in a bind. it's completely understandable that you lack even the simplest capacity to reply to the most basic of adult conversations. it's mostly your mother's fault for not teaching a lady how to properly behave in social interactions. no wonder, considering her chosen profession as a simple whore. fear not, my bonnie lass, for I shall school you in the art of how to properly please me, and in turn...rent you out to other men so you may fine tune your skills.
  5. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist Thats assumming the whole story isn't just total bullshit anyway.

    that would be the most accurate assumption. occams razor and such
  6. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ words words bla bla blah words.

    kisses, pretty girl...
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock there, there, my pretty little rosy, there's no need to get your panties in a bind. it's completely understandable that you lack even the simplest capacity to reply to the most basic of adult conversations. it's mostly your mother's fault for not teaching a lady how to properly behave in social interactions. no wonder, considering her chosen profession as a simple whore. fear not, my bonnie lass, for I shall school you in the art of how to properly please me, and in turn…rent you out to other men so you may fine tune your skills.

    Wow you reworded my comment here have a sticker you unoriginal cunt. Salty I called you out with your false claim I imagine. There is no having an intelligent discussion with you because you're inherently wrong about most everything or duct tape orifice sex hole comment. Predictable little bitch. Haha
  8. I believe in Dualism.
  9. Originally posted by -SpectraL There are a great number of ancient manuscripts, from various cultures across the globe, not found in the Bible, which also make direct reference to the miracle worker, known as Jesus Christ. You may be interested in investigating them. They add to the proof that he did in fact once walk this earth, or so you claim.

    …what other sources demonstrate Jesus's divinity, his reanimation, and his 2nd coming.


    I realize as your hippocampus shrinks and dementia digs it's deadly claws deeper and deeper into your brain complex mental tasks, like answering simple questions, becomes increasingly challenging for you SpectraL. So let's take small steps and I'll help you get there.

    First step, he didn't ask if other sources existed he asked what the sources were. Your reply simply claimed some unnamed "ancient" sources without naming even one yet alone providing proof of the sources existence.

    Second step, your unnamed, undocumented, alleged sources prove that Jesus once walked this earth. He didn't dispute that or inquire if anything other than the Bible proved that. The questions were as follows.

    1. What, other than the Bible, lends credence to claims of Jesus's divinity.

    2. What, other than the Bible, documents his resurrection?

    3. What, other that the Bible, supports a return visit by a human being born over 2000 years ago named Jesus Christ?

    Take your time, don't try to process my entire response in one sitting. Copy the question into notepad and answer them one at a time. Maybe in between your afternoon can of Ensure and your evening bowl of blended gruel. You know, before sundown ☀...
  10. Originally posted by -SpectraL I don't even bother with religion. My only interest is the facts.

    Please point out the facts you dealt with in the following.

    If you mean, do I believe Jesus existed as a real person, and that he had miraculous capabilities, and that he died and came back to life and then rose into the sky, and that he will return one day soon to judge everyone, both the dead and those alive, then yes, I am. However, what you are probably thinking of as "Christian" is not actually associated with any real facts about Jesus, but is merely yet another false religion - a clever counterfeit installed by Satan himself - which only really serves to take in more cash and power for itself.
  11. Originally posted by -SpectraL Yep. "Angels" and "demons" are really just all part of the same race of beings, who are all alien to this world. The bad ones were marooned here by the good ones, while the Prime Directive follows through to its eventual conclusion. And not many people are going to like the conclusion.

    LOL, prime directive... I gotta hear this, wait, let me get some popcorn, OK, prime directive, go ahead... Pray tell us... What is the prime directive?

  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver …Maybe in between your afternoon can of Ensure and your evening bowl of blended gruel. You know, before sundown ☀…

    You don't scare me.

    That was hilarious that time I promised you would be banned within 72 hours, and at the very end of that timeframe you were in fact banned. Oh, you hooted and howled about that one. You PI-rat-scum-authority-abuser, you.
  13. Originally posted by ₯ - Double penetration I believe in Dualism.

    Me too. Dueling ZECH and ZENDIES
  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Lets have it right heh? Lesser inteligent people just accept the first rxplanation they're given. Intelligent people question and seek the best answer they can find. The real answer.
  15. Who's kilroy?
  16. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Wow you reworded my comment here have a sticker you unoriginal cunt. Salty I called you out with your false claim I imagine. There is no having an intelligent discussion with you because you're inherently wrong about most everything or duct tape orifice sex hole comment. Predictable little bitch. Haha

    don't flatter yourself. I've been a sexual herassment connoisseur since long before you were born and will continue to do so long after I've discarded you and moved on to a newer model with less milage
  17. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Who's kilroy?

    Mr robotos alter ego
  18. Why did he rape me lastnight?.
  19. Originally posted by -SpectraL You don't scare me.

    That was hilarious that time I promised you would be banned within 72 hours, and at the very end of that timeframe you were in fact banned. Oh, you hooted and howled about that one. You PI-rat-scum-authority-abuser, you.

    You fantasy is almost as hilarious as the time you deleted your supermod account at TDD in reality. It was like I made you ban yourself.
  20. Originally posted by Darth Beaver You fantasy is almost as hilarious as the time you deleted your supermod account at TDD in reality. It was like I made you ban yourself.

    yourprofile picture ssux
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