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You ever missed the toilet and made a mess?
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2017-03-11 at 12:39 AM UTCI've sprayed the back of my toilet seat and toilet bowl with shit in a rushed attempt to sit down before shitting my pants. Aside from that nothing drastic Ive always been able to use a toilet properly.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-03-11 at 12:45 AM UTCone time i was on bundy at a public library and took a shit without realizing they had no toilet paper. i walked a mile home in robowalk picking up receipts and used lottery tickets off the ground to wipe my ass
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2017-03-11 at 12:49 AM UTC
Originally posted by puffy butts one time i was on bundy at a public library and took a shit without realizing they had no toilet paper. i walked a mile home in robowalk picking up receipts and used lottery tickets off the ground to wipe my ass
That's what the paper towel dispensers in the bathroom are for.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-03-11 at 12:56 AM UTCI have no sympathy for people that don't plan their shits better. I spend about 5 hours a week planning my bowel movements.
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2017-03-11 at 9:52 AM UTC
Originally posted by puffy butts one time i was on bundy at a public library and took a shit without realizing they had no toilet paper. i walked a mile home in robowalk picking up receipts and used lottery tickets off the ground to wipe my ass
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2017-03-11 at 9:55 AM UTCthese are some shitty stories. One time on a boat with some friends some girl needed to diareah and she just ent up going to the side of the boat (she was wearing a one piece swim suit) and just yanked it to the side and diahreaaded all over into the lake. After she was done, she was crying and since she stretched the suit to the side it was all stretched out and you could see her pussy as her friend came to console her.. the same friend that ignored her when she said that she needed help...
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2017-03-11 at 10:12 AM UTCYOu nigggas ned to get your shit game on point
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2017-03-11 at 3:02 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby these are some shitty stories. One time on a boat with some friends some girl needed to diareah and she just ent up going to the side of the boat (she was wearing a one piece swim suit) and just yanked it to the side and diahreaaded all over into the lake. After she was done, she was crying and since she stretched the suit to the side it was all stretched out and you could see her pussy as her friend came to console her.. the same friend that ignored her when she said that she needed help…
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2017-03-11 at 3:17 PM UTC
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2017-03-11 at 3:18 PM UTCi listened to dead kennedies growing up a lot too but jello has always been a massive douche like that
i went to a leftover crack show in sf once and he came on stage and started giving a similar speech and sounding like a douche with that voice but i was really drunk off 211 and whiskey so i dont remember much -
2017-03-11 at 5:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by greenplastic i listened to dead kennedies growing up a lot too but jello has always been a massive douche like that
i went to a leftover crack show in sf once and he came on stage and started giving a similar speech and sounding like a douche with that voice but i was really drunk off 211 and whiskey so i dont remember much
thats badass you saw leftover crack, I was supposed to see them for my bday man years ago but the drummer died, I'm sure they have a different guy now or something. Always like choking victim more though, I like playing 500 channels on bass, shits tight.
but yeah jello is a total swapper even though i like the dk's but you can see why his band mates kicked his dick to the curb. Even when oderus from gwar died he had to do the whole grandstanding bullshit, that stuff is only edgy/cute when you're young
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2017-03-11 at 9:56 PM UTC
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2017-03-11 at 11:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by puffy butts i wish i could suck shit out of my ass with an enema vacuum and have a shower that sprays soap with water. that way cleaning myself would take 30 seconds and i'd do it more than a few times a year. i'm sexixiciccci so i can get away with no hygiene for weeks and people can't tell. it's eh bretty nice dude.
Originally posted by puffy butts i wish i could suck shit out of my ass with an enema vacuum and have a shower that sprays soap with water. that way cleaning myself would take 30 seconds and i'd do it more than a few times a year. i'm sexixiciccci so i can get away with no hygiene for weeks and people can't tell. it's eh bretty nice dude.
no one can get away with no hygiene for a week.
you're just around people who hold their noses well and are too polite to tell you to douche your nasty ass.
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2017-03-11 at 11:23 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby these are some shitty stories. One time on a boat with some friends some girl needed to diareah and she just ent up going to the side of the boat (she was wearing a one piece swim suit) and just yanked it to the side and diahreaaded all over into the lake. After she was done, she was crying and since she stretched the suit to the side it was all stretched out and you could see her pussy as her friend came to console her.. the same friend that ignored her when she said that she needed help…
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2017-03-11 at 11:32 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock no one can get away with no hygiene for a week.
you're just around people who hold their noses well and are too polite to tell you to douche your nasty ass.
most likely they don't want to set you off into some sort of fugue.
Uhhh yeah, they can. I've gone similar time frames without bathing and being around people who would absolutely tell me if I smelled bad. Sounds like you just emit some natural shitty odors. Some of us don't have that condition. Sorry you have to deal with that on top of your mental deficiencies. I'm starting to feel bad for you. -
2017-03-11 at 11:49 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Uhhh yeah, they can. I've gone similar time frames without bathing and being around people who would absolutely tell me if I smelled bad. Sounds like you just emit some natural shitty odors. Some of us don't have that condition. Sorry you have to deal with that on top of your mental deficiencies. I'm starting to feel bad for you.
no you cant and if you believe that you're fooling yourself. I know what I can smell on people and if someone doesn't wash their ass, do their laundry, or clean their socks, I can smell it. part of your arrangements for living in my basement are going to be you douche your nasty ass multiple times a day because I don't want your rank odor sticking to my dick after its done some colon pummeling betwixt your ass cheeks.
I know I smell foul...which is why I never go without taking at least one shower a day if I'm not doing anything. if I've done physical activity I'll take 2 or 3 or more showers in a 24 hour time frame.
the only feeling you're going to be doing for me is with your tonsils on the base of my nutsack. and it'll be after I've plugged the ass of some unhygienic homeless crack whore (most likely Bill Krozby or risir) so you can decide if the lack of simple hygienic practices is something you want to espouse -
2017-03-11 at 11:52 PM UTCWhat part of 'they would absolutely tell me' do you not get? You smell like shit and have to bathe frequently to keep it masked. I don't smell like shit and bathe every other day usually just to clean off the germies, and thats all there is to it. Your natural fecal scent probably runs in your family or something.
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2017-03-12 at 12:01 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ What part of 'they would absolutely tell me' do you not get? You smell like shit and have to bathe frequently to keep it masked. I don't smell like shit and bathe every other day usually just to clean off the germies, and thats all there is to it. Your natural fecal scent probably runs in your family or something.
you're fooling yourself. I guarantee if you were withing 8 feet of me I could tell if you'd taken a bath within the previous 24 hours.
I also guarantee the sheets on your bed are a festering smorgasbord of microbial primordial soup.
how many weeks do you go wearing the same underwear and socks, you nasty bitch...
I bet you don't wipe your ass either....you let the klingons get rubbed off on your thong panties as you sashay up and down your street corner
it's unbelievable that you publicly admit to having the hygienic practices of a homeless crackhead. -
2017-03-13 at 4:43 AM UTC
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2017-03-13 at 4:45 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock you're fooling yourself. I guarantee if you were withing 8 feet of me I could tell if you'd taken a bath within the previous 24 hours.
I also guarantee the sheets on your bed are a festering smorgasbord of microbial primordial soup.
how many weeks do you go wearing the same underwear and socks, you nasty bitch…
I bet you don't wipe your ass either….you let the klingons get rubbed off on your thong panties as you sashay up and down your street corner
it's unbelievable that you publicly admit to having the hygienic practices of a homeless crackhead.
