2023-09-22 at 2:49 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
you could've just said shoe polish
2023-09-22 at 2:57 PM UTC
Reminds me you can get melanin injections but they're bad for your health and can permanently change your eye colour.
2023-09-22 at 3:13 PM UTC
I think curry is some of the nastiest shit in the world, i've tried 3 kinds which means I know everything there is to know about indian cuisine, I hate how these fuckers talk like they're fucking with me "zee zee chi chi" and then you find out the guy was saying "hello bradley" and that's just how he talks (?????)
They smell like shit. THere was this girl named Priya Patel in advanced math classes with me and the bitch didn't STANK int he morning but when we rode the bus ten miles to where our neighborhood was (she lived in the nice part, I lived right in the center lol) bro the whole bus would stink and since kids open the window in spring and fall, bro she'd sit in the front (she had been promoted two grades and had 0 friends) and the entire behind her (I was in the back of the bus ofc with the other hoodlums/black k ids) and bro i could smell that shit back there.
THen I was like 20 and I went to this indian restaurant and I realized this shit tastes like that bitch smelled of body odor.
so I Tried the yellow currey and like 2 other flavors of currey also named after colors, and some goat (not sure why but i never seen goat served before then) and it was absolutely shit, the nigga who served us sounded like the guy who didn't help fix my Dell Computer when I called up new delhi, and they all kinda reminded me of a tired less happy version of apu.
They're also always sweating despite coming from a tropical shithole. The cubans I know I don't sweat. so what the fuck?
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2023-09-22 at 3:19 PM UTC
I also don't like that flat bread cracker the jedis eat, but do recognize for a community of freed slaves they do have remarkable hygene.
I also heard they ritually consume the foreskins of baby boys after the circumcision and I'm not really about eating a dried baby foreskin on a a no yeast piece of rye bread or some shit.
I Heard that jedis often have two kitchens so they can prepare like meat in one and everything else int he other and not break kosher laws or some shit. Pretty fucking retarded if you ask me, and Hitler was right.
If you would've put jedis on there I couldn't give a fuck less about any other race as long as we all just focus on the tapeworm in our collective body.
are Ruebens jedi? Ruebens are alright
2023-09-22 at 3:22 PM UTC
That's an apt description Bradley Bee. Indian food and curry tastes like sweaty body odor. That concisely sums up the entire cuisine.
2023-09-22 at 3:39 PM UTC
Do you guise know what a SUPER-TASTER is? Just every flavor is extra strong to you. I've been in my rich mahogany smelling library, poring over the data in my leather bound encyclopedias.
It seems they make little paper strips with a bitter taste on them, that if tasted and it's hardly noticeable, you are a NORMIE-EATER but if it's really bitter to you, you are a SUPER EATER.
Super eaters have a hard time liking new foods that their palate doesn't like as the tastes are very overwhelming.
I've decided I'm a super eater lol. I'm very particular and picky.
"Yes I will take the pan-fried walleye please but do not even THINK about placing a lemon garnish on top of it sir, I WILL come back there and have words with the chef. Hrmph!"
2023-09-22 at 3:41 PM UTC
non le cuisine d'afrique ?
2023-09-22 at 3:44 PM UTC
We had a Liberian restaurant open up a few blocks from me and went out of business within 2 months. It would likely be such a definitive first choice that I didn't even think it needed mentioning.
2023-09-22 at 3:47 PM UTC
thats like saying since most republicans would vote for trump, therefore trump need not to be listed on the ballot.
u very smart.
2023-09-22 at 3:58 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
just make it up like the rest of them do
