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Which cuisine would you eliminate ?

  1. #41
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you could've just said shoe polish
  2. #42
    Kafka sweaty
    ;_;

  3. #43
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra you could've just said shoe polish

    Kiwi for you no doubt...
  4. #44
    Kafka sweaty
    Reminds me you can get melanin injections but they're bad for your health and can permanently change your eye colour.
  5. #45
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kawkasian Kiwi for you no doubt…

    just checked it's actually OAKWOOD
  6. #46
    Bradley Florida Man
    I think curry is some of the nastiest shit in the world, i've tried 3 kinds which means I know everything there is to know about indian cuisine, I hate how these fuckers talk like they're fucking with me "zee zee chi chi" and then you find out the guy was saying "hello bradley" and that's just how he talks (?????)

    They smell like shit. THere was this girl named Priya Patel in advanced math classes with me and the bitch didn't STANK int he morning but when we rode the bus ten miles to where our neighborhood was (she lived in the nice part, I lived right in the center lol) bro the whole bus would stink and since kids open the window in spring and fall, bro she'd sit in the front (she had been promoted two grades and had 0 friends) and the entire behind her (I was in the back of the bus ofc with the other hoodlums/black k ids) and bro i could smell that shit back there.

    THen I was like 20 and I went to this indian restaurant and I realized this shit tastes like that bitch smelled of body odor.

    so I Tried the yellow currey and like 2 other flavors of currey also named after colors, and some goat (not sure why but i never seen goat served before then) and it was absolutely shit, the nigga who served us sounded like the guy who didn't help fix my Dell Computer when I called up new delhi, and they all kinda reminded me of a tired less happy version of apu.

    They're also always sweating despite coming from a tropical shithole. The cubans I know I don't sweat. so what the fuck?
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  7. #47
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra deep fried ice cream? it's only chinese places that do that here

    They typically mold the ice cream into balls and freeze it until solid, then roll it in something like crushed nuts before deep frying it.
  8. #48
    Bradley Florida Man
    I also don't like that flat bread cracker the jedis eat, but do recognize for a community of freed slaves they do have remarkable hygene.

    I also heard they ritually consume the foreskins of baby boys after the circumcision and I'm not really about eating a dried baby foreskin on a a no yeast piece of rye bread or some shit.

    I Heard that jedis often have two kitchens so they can prepare like meat in one and everything else int he other and not break kosher laws or some shit. Pretty fucking retarded if you ask me, and Hitler was right.

    If you would've put jedis on there I couldn't give a fuck less about any other race as long as we all just focus on the tapeworm in our collective body.

    are Ruebens jedi? Ruebens are alright
  9. #49
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rape Monster They typically mold the ice cream into balls and freeze it until solid, then roll it in something like crushed nuts before deep frying it.

    I prefer it cold tbh fam. I worked at The Mexican Village back in the day and would constantly MUNCH ON THE BALLS whenever I had to go to the freezer for anything, which I would turn one trip into several trips just so I could get more bites in.
  10. #50
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That's an apt description Bradley Bee. Indian food and curry tastes like sweaty body odor. That concisely sums up the entire cuisine.
  11. #51
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Do you guise know what a SUPER-TASTER is? Just every flavor is extra strong to you. I've been in my rich mahogany smelling library, poring over the data in my leather bound encyclopedias.

    It seems they make little paper strips with a bitter taste on them, that if tasted and it's hardly noticeable, you are a NORMIE-EATER but if it's really bitter to you, you are a SUPER EATER.

    Super eaters have a hard time liking new foods that their palate doesn't like as the tastes are very overwhelming.

    I've decided I'm a super eater lol. I'm very particular and picky.

    "Yes I will take the pan-fried walleye please but do not even THINK about placing a lemon garnish on top of it sir, I WILL come back there and have words with the chef. Hrmph!"
  12. #52
    non le cuisine d'afrique ?
  13. #53
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    We had a Liberian restaurant open up a few blocks from me and went out of business within 2 months. It would likely be such a definitive first choice that I didn't even think it needed mentioning.
  14. #54
    thats like saying since most republicans would vote for trump, therefore trump need not to be listed on the ballot.

    u very smart.
  15. #55
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ We had a Liberian restaurant open up a few blocks from me and went out of business within 2 months. It would likely be such a definitive first choice that I didn't even think it needed mentioning.

    all I know about Liberia is civil war so I cannot imagine them serving anything other than bush meat or men meat
  16. #56
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra all I know about Liberia is civil war so I cannot imagine them serving anything other than bush meat or men meat

    I don't recall their menu but I think it was a bunch of weird raw fish head related stuff.
  17. #57
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Do you guise know what a SUPER-TASTER is? Just every flavor is extra strong to you. I've been in my rich mahogany smelling library, poring over the data in my leather bound encyclopedias.

    It seems they make little paper strips with a bitter taste on them, that if tasted and it's hardly noticeable, you are a NORMIE-EATER but if it's really bitter to you, you are a SUPER EATER.

    Super eaters have a hard time liking new foods that their palate doesn't like as the tastes are very overwhelming.

    I've decided I'm a super eater lol. I'm very particular and picky.

    "Yes I will take the pan-fried walleye please but do not even THINK about placing a lemon garnish on top of it sir, I WILL come back there and have words with the chef. Hrmph!"

    You should try to get a job as a fancy sommelier somewhere, like a wine or whiskey tasting expert
  18. #58
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats like saying since most republicans would vote for trump, therefore trump need not to be listed on the ballot.

    u very smart.

    What would you prefer?

    A) getting a trillion gajillion munny

    B) burning alive in oven with no munny

    C) being strapped to an apparatus that holds you in place while a bloated corpse, also in an apparatus, fucks you in the ass for all of eternity
  19. #59
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rape Monster You should try to get a job as a fancy sommelier somewhere, like a wine or whiskey tasting expert

    Eh, too much having to talk to the hoighty-toightys. I know they can make some good $$ though. Plus I'm not a wine or liquor connoisseur by any means and don't have the desire to learn which chardonnay compliments the fucking wedge salad or whatever the fuck
  20. #60
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    just make it up like the rest of them do
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