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i like to write poetry Im not the best.

  1. #21
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm just humbled you actually believed I could come up with something like that. There is hole yet
  2. #22
    Bradley Black Hole
    When I go to the liquor store, and I grab onto the door, I think damn on the floor, and I Just found myself another score.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by Bradley I'd rate this out of 10 but I"d rather you just stop triyng out of 10. I don't wanna treat you like I'm simon cowel but you suck.

    Jealousy rages within the artist
    Looks like bradders is rather pissed
    Out done in his own thread by beautiful words
    sweeping away his massive lame turds
  4. #24
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm just humbled you actually believed I could come up with something like that. There is hole yet

    yeah because for a lot of people who grew up around niggers it's this hard for me to do

    Originally posted by Bradley When I go to the liquor store, and I grab onto the door, I think damn on the floor, and I Just found myself another score.
  5. #25
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Jealousy rages within the artist
    Looks like bradders is rather pissed
    Out done in his own thread by beautiful words
    sweeping away his massive lame turds

    This isn't flyting you try had old man this is rap muzik
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Bradley When I go to the liquor store, and I grab onto the door, I think damn on the floor, and I Just found myself another score.

    This clown creates like a 5yr old kid
    His lyrical skills on par with a flid
    Stick to your day job bradders my guy
    Oh wait you got fired, that's one in the eye.
  7. #27
    Originally posted by Bradley This isn't flyting you try had old man this is rap muzik

    Thread title

    "i like to write poetry Im not the best."

  8. #28
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Prison burrito, hot Cheeto, crushed Fritos, tastes neato

    Mic drop
  9. #29
    MMQ is quite the card
    Some call him QT, some call him tard
    An affable fellow it can't be denied
    man on man anal him and bradley have tried

    Lovers of lyrics and dick licks they are
    often to be found in the gay bar
    be warned though should you approach
    you better bring them a big fat roach.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #30
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I remember this being a thread at one point ---write a limerick about the poster above you-- or some shit.

    Not bad Jiggles. B+
  11. #31
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson *William Wordsworth

    More like William Wadsworth
  12. #32
    A special ex NISer asked me to write her a poem this morning with the word "croissant" in it...I did and she loved it and suggested I post it on NIS for all to enjoy...so here it is.


    Can you guess what I am?
    buttery and flakey and filled with ham
    From Europe I have traveled to you
    A tasty treat, long overdue

    I'll melt in your mouth you will see
    Have you guessed yet, what could I be?
    I'm one delight you wont pass on
    I'm a big fat buttery ham Croissant.
  13. #33
    thank you everyone thank you.
  14. #34
    i want to be a famous poet
    but fucking niggers is all I know-it
  15. #35
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A special ex NISer asked me to write her a poem this morning with the word "croissant" in it…I did and she loved it and suggested I post it on NIS for all to enjoy…so here it is.


    Can you guess what I am?
    buttery and flakey and filled with ham
    From Europe I have traveled to you
    A tasty treat, long overdue

    I'll melt in your mouth you will see
    Have you guessed yet, what could I be?
    I'm one delight you wont pass on
    I'm a big fat buttery ham Croissant.

    this peom is like dollar store merchandize.

    cheap, a dime a dozen and negligible.
  16. #36
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny this peom is like dollar store merchandize.

    cheap, a dime a dozen and negligible.

    ...the dollar store is always busy.
  17. #37
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    There once was "man" named Bradley
    Who lived his life quite badly
    He said with a grin
    As he wiped of his chin
    It's a black cock I just sucked so madly
  18. #38
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker There once was "man" named Bradley
    Who lived his life quite badly
    He said with a grin
    As he wiped of his chin
    It's a black cock I just sucked so madly

    is there a day that goes by without you thinking of homosexual activities
  19. #39
    There was a chap from Asia who didn't have a fridge
    So roadkill and bush meat cooking was his culinary niche
    From dog stew to rat-atouille his meals were the talk of the town
    cat burgers, frog fritters and sausages made from the blood of hounds

    Although his skin was brown his soul was green with envy
    When rich westerners flaunted their fridges and other electrical sundry
    All he'd ever wanted was a fridge a woman and a car
    instead he got dog fritters, transitional surgery and a pink bra.

    The name of the fellow in question was vinny or benny to friends
    A tale of woe and misery now sadly comes to an end
  20. #40
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    A broken rubber while I choke and smother
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