2023-08-03 at 2:23 PM UTC
I'm just humbled you actually believed I could come up with something like that. There is hole yet
2023-08-03 at 2:24 PM UTC
When I go to the liquor store, and I grab onto the door, I think damn on the floor, and I Just found myself another score.
2023-08-03 at 2:28 PM UTC
Prison burrito, hot Cheeto, crushed Fritos, tastes neato
Mic drop
2023-08-03 at 2:31 PM UTC
MMQ is quite the card
Some call him QT, some call him tard
An affable fellow it can't be denied
man on man anal him and bradley have tried
Lovers of lyrics and dick licks they are
often to be found in the gay bar
be warned though should you approach
you better bring them a big fat roach.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2023-08-03 at 2:35 PM UTC
I remember this being a thread at one point ---write a limerick about the poster above you-- or some shit.
Not bad Jiggles. B+
2023-08-28 at 4:37 PM UTC
A special ex NISer asked me to write her a poem this morning with the word "croissant" in it...I did and she loved it and suggested I post it on NIS for all to enjoy...so here it is.
Can you guess what I am?
buttery and flakey and filled with ham
From Europe I have traveled to you
A tasty treat, long overdue
I'll melt in your mouth you will see
Have you guessed yet, what could I be?
I'm one delight you wont pass on
I'm a big fat buttery ham Croissant.
2023-08-28 at 8:43 PM UTC
thank you everyone thank you.
2023-08-28 at 9:04 PM UTC
i want to be a famous poet
but fucking niggers is all I know-it
2023-08-29 at 2:15 PM UTC
There once was "man" named Bradley
Who lived his life quite badly
He said with a grin
As he wiped of his chin
It's a black cock I just sucked so madly
2023-08-29 at 4:59 PM UTC
There was a chap from Asia who didn't have a fridge
So roadkill and bush meat cooking was his culinary niche
From dog stew to rat-atouille his meals were the talk of the town
cat burgers, frog fritters and sausages made from the blood of hounds
Although his skin was brown his soul was green with envy
When rich westerners flaunted their fridges and other electrical sundry
All he'd ever wanted was a fridge a woman and a car
instead he got dog fritters, transitional surgery and a pink bra.
The name of the fellow in question was vinny or benny to friends
A tale of woe and misery now sadly comes to an end
2023-08-29 at 5:17 PM UTC
A broken rubber while I choke and smother