harassing your pets

1. 2017-03-04 at 4:19 PM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by puffy butts thats evil :))
   
   suffocate it with a bag of duster until full anesthesia then fuck it in the ass you weird dickworm guy

   
   but their mouths r so tiny.. i dont haz long noodle dick i has broken short fat dick. good for a buttplug puffy ben dover
2. 2017-03-04 at 4:19 PM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock stop believing everything your mother tells you

   
   3rd grader remark....
   
   My mother tells me to change it up a bit. Only fish and chicken isn't healthy and not good for the soul. You need some soulfood every now and then.
   
   I kinda believe her, to be honest.
3. 2017-03-04 at 4:20 PM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   inb4 your cum is my soulfood....
4. 2017-03-04 at 4:23 PM UTC

   #24
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR inb4 your cum is my soulfood….

   
   id be happen to oblige...
   
   open up, buttercup...
5. 2017-03-04 at 4:26 PM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i want rtt desktop recordings of everyone replying
6. 2017-03-05 at 7:39 AM UTC

   #26
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by RisiR First of all, you chase nothing you fat fuck. Yo probably just sit there and when the cat walks by you are too slow to grap the can or your flabby arm fat pushes it off the table.
   
   Second, shut the fuck up.

   
   blow me
7. 2017-03-05 at 7:40 AM UTC

   #27
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by reject Cerakote would blatantly be the top. He'll dominate RisiR and RisiR will love it

   
   well thats something i guess
8. 2017-03-05 at 7:42 AM UTC

   #28
   cerakote African Astronaut
   my cats are dumb and like to do things like put their heads in grocery bags and then tard out and run around when they get their head stuck in them
9. 2017-03-05 at 7:49 AM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR I'm not that fat…..

   
   Haha! That's like being kinda pregnant you tub 'o lard. It's one of those things where you're either fit or fat.
   
   Anyway I'll admit to being mean to some animals when I was younger. My neighbor had an evil dog I poisoned, and I liked to terrorize the stray cats whenever I saw them, usually by throwing/firing things at them or throwing them off of stuff.
10. 2017-03-05 at 10:22 AM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    When i was about 12 I tortured a rabbit everyday until God finally had mercy on it and it died
    
    Since about the age of 18 I've felt pretty bad about it
11. 2017-03-05 at 11:59 AM UTC

    #31
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by cerakote i chase my cats around with a can of keyboard duster

    
    lol i do too fat boi
12. 2017-03-05 at 12:02 PM UTC

    #32
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by cerakote my cats are dumb and like to do things like put their heads in grocery bags and then tard out and run around when they get their head stuck in them

    
    my cat is a retard also i tricked him with food to get out of my room last night and i ran in my room and closed my door and when he realized i tricked him he ran to my room and ran into the closed door lol
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • cerakote
13. 2017-03-05 at 12:04 PM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby my cat is a retard

    
    like father like son
14. 2017-03-05 at 12:18 PM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    when my cat meows I grab it and hug her for like 20 minutes and she keeps trying to run away and I just squeeze tighter.
15. 2017-03-05 at 12:34 PM UTC

    #35
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by puffy butts like father like son

    
    lol, hes a good son though. And you would know a thing or two about being a bafoon, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
16. 2017-03-05 at 12:54 PM UTC

    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    like father like scron.
17. 2017-03-05 at 5:33 PM UTC

    #37
    cerakote African Astronaut
    the cat bigly
18. 2017-03-05 at 5:58 PM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock statute of limitations ran out on the first two before you were born.
    
    that term 'legally' was included specifically for you and your lack of any sort of mental comprehension abilities whatsoever. go google the meaning.
    
    and. animal cruelty isnt a federal charge. and. good luck finding a prosecutor that'd take the case with zero evidence.
    
    when youre done…i have a dick needing to be sucked. bring those purty tonsils over here and put them to work, sweetheart.
    
    enjoy the happy ending.
    
    you could try a sexual harassment charge…thats fairly obvious.

    
    im on the phone with the cia right now and they said theyre on the way to your house
19. 2017-03-05 at 6:10 PM UTC

    #39
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic im on the phone with the cia right now and they said theyre on the way to your house

    
    they lied.
    
    they have no idea where I live
20. 2017-03-05 at 6:15 PM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Dargo Haha! That's like being kinda pregnant you tub 'o lard. It's one of those things where you're either fit or fat.
    
    Anyway I'll admit to being mean to some animals when I was younger. My neighbor had an evil dog I poisoned, and I liked to terrorize the stray cats whenever I saw them, usually by throwing/firing things at them or throwing them off of stuff.

    
    I can understand the cat thing but the dog thing was not only really inhumane but early signs of a Jeffry Dahmer type