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harassing your pets
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2017-03-04 at 5:44 AM UTCi chase my cats around with a can of keyboard dusterThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-03-04 at 5:52 AM UTCI place fish food on the end of a cattle prod and let them come up for bites.
I'm almost out of pets :*( -
2017-03-04 at 6:02 AM UTCthats evil :))
suffocate it with a bag of duster until full anesthesia then fuck it in the ass you weird dickworm guyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-03-04 at 6:34 AM UTCi accident elbowd the tige down the stairs 2 min ago
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2017-03-04 at 8:21 AM UTCCats are awesome.
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2017-03-04 at 11:22 AM UTCAs long as you ain't hurting it. That's ok.
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2017-03-04 at 11:24 AM UTCno it dident make a noise wen it rolld down stairs than it go fluffy and look at me adn so i gave it 30 tigge snax
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2017-03-04 at 12:24 PM UTCWhen i was a kid id grab the cat hard and growl while it was fast asleep. It would jump halfway up the wall and gave me endless lolz. Then it would slope off giving me this snarly look that said 'ima get you one day you little prick'.
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2017-03-04 at 12:32 PM UTC
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2017-03-04 at 3:16 PM UTC- tied mylar balloon to tail of ex's flea bag. ran around house at mach-3 until it tried to run under a bed and out the other side...until the balloon caught between the floor and bed due to being too big. balloon stopped. cat didnt. until it reached the end of the slack in the balloon cord. sproingggggg
- shot at same flea bag with paintball gun (no paintballs...just air)
- blew one up a week or two ago. legally. -
2017-03-04 at 3:17 PM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR First of all, you chase nothing you fat fuck. Yo probably just sit there and when the cat walks by you are too slow to grap the can or your flabby arm fat pushes it off the table.
Second, shut the fuck up.
its funny when two fat kids have a purse fight to see which one is the dumbest fattest fuck. i cant wait to see which one of you two comes out on top. (not a pun) -
2017-03-04 at 3:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock - tied mylar balloon to tail of ex's flea bag. ran around house at mach-3 until it tried to run under a bed and out the other side…until the balloon caught between the floor and bed due to being too big. balloon stopped. cat didnt. until it reached the end of the slack in the balloon cord. sproingggggg
- shot at same flea bag with paintball gun (no paintballs…just air)
- blew one up a week or two ago. legally.
reported to the feds for animal cruelty. enjoy your jailtime -
2017-03-04 at 3:26 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-03-04 at 3:27 PM UTC
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2017-03-04 at 3:27 PM UTC
Originally posted by greenplastic reported to the feds for animal cruelty. enjoy your jailtime
statute of limitations ran out on the first two before you were born.
that term 'legally' was included specifically for you and your lack of any sort of mental comprehension abilities whatsoever. go google the meaning.
and. animal cruelty isnt a federal charge. and. good luck finding a prosecutor that'd take the case with zero evidence.
when youre done...i have a dick needing to be sucked. bring those purty tonsils over here and put them to work, sweetheart.
enjoy the happy ending.
you could try a sexual harassment charge...thats fairly obvious. -
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