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Tourist sub goes missing

  1. Bradley Black Hole
    Molestation Station, C u in rollin in the deep boiii
  2. Donald Trump Black Hole


    If you watch this on a small laptop screen while crouched underneath your desk, shitting into a bucket you can get the OceanGate Titanic experience for free.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. Originally posted by Donald Trump People in the 1980s were easily entertained.

  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump People in the 1980s were easily entertained.

    least ways that was factual with ur mom back then
  5. The '60s were even more easily entertained, with chickens in a bag on the wall playing a harp to a singing giraffe, not to mention the talking mules, gay soldiers and flying nuns.
  6. blob6106 Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I think it was actually a crusty sock…

    How would that work?
    Plus eeww
  7. blob6106 Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    Rush Concert intro vid


  8. "So scary, it even scares me!"
  9. Originally posted by aldra "I'll never forget that time I was a whore on a boat and killed a man"


    looking at the design of the submarine, these people are fucking idiots for getting on in the first place.

    wireless game controller for steering with no backup
    viewports rated at less than half the depth they meant to dive
    unladen it experiences 95% of the stresses it's designed to withstand, was never tested with 5 moving, breathing people in it

    ooooo, so now your a submarine expert now, hmmmmmm.
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    reports now that they've found a debris field, but don't know whether it's related to the missing sub

    if it is it means the sub depressurised and got obliterated, which honestly would suck a lot less than being locked in a tiny fart locker with four other people in the dark as you slowly run out of heat and air
  11. Originally posted by aldra reports now that they've found a debris field, but don't know whether it's related to the missing sub

    if it is it means the sub depressurised and got obliterated, which honestly would suck a lot less than being locked in a tiny fart locker with four other people in the dark as you slowly run out of heat and air

    I was listening to something the other day and they were suggesting the carbon fiber shell was a bad idea and pretty much "untested" for such vehicles.
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I was listening to something the other day and they were suggesting the carbon fiber shell was a bad idea and pretty much "untested" for such vehicles.

    I heard similar; carbon fibre's strong and light but it's brittle when you put enough pressure on it. like (I think) trump said a few pages back they experimented with titanium submarine shells during the cold war but it was too brittle and kept fracturing
  13. Kafka sweaty
    It's hard to think of a worse way to go
  14. Kafka sweaty
    Not just that but dealing with the others psychologies.
  15. Kafka sweaty
    And the father knowing he killed his son.
  16. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
  17. Kafka sweaty
    Wonder if any of them suicided.
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Rape Monster

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. Kafka sweaty
    If the smell was bad I would. If not I would try to kill three of them and leave that 77-yr old alive. Then I'd meditate or sleep.
  20. Kafka sweaty
    Can't imagine the trauma if they get out.
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