2023-05-11 at 4:47 PM UTC
"But she's only marrying you for a green card are you stupid"
"Well lets see, 24, hot, 2yrs of rumpy pumpy, cooked dinners and cleaned house...then I can get a new one, yeah I'm stupid"
2023-05-11 at 4:49 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Now I can get one of those Ukrainian wives for 2yrs…basically a 2yr sex and chore slave until she gets her green card and leaves…still a fresh one every 2hrs doesn't sound so bad does it…
Yeah and you could try out different countries. Kinda a hobby when you retire.
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2023-05-11 at 4:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by jerryb
Single parent underage kids also become Murikans. My guess they put married status so niggas don't back date some document and say they where married. You know dem tricky 3rd world niggas be selling dat iffin they could.
sounds like something for the wokesters to work on.
i will be writting to them about this injustice.
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2023-05-11 at 4:52 PM UTC
You got any sisters vinny?
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2023-05-11 at 4:56 PM UTC
you know how cock-crodiles wont eat something fresh ?
they always kill their prey and then leave them aside until theyre almost rotting before eating them ?
2023-05-11 at 5:02 PM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
you know how cock-crodiles wont eat something fresh ?
they always kill their prey and then leave them aside until theyre almost rotting before eating them ?
Ever eat a croc before Vinny? I'd try it, probably like snapping turtle which I have before.
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2023-05-11 at 5:04 PM UTC
I've had Aligaytor many times...that shits delicious...I'd imagine crocs taste the same.
2023-05-11 at 5:11 PM UTC
I'd try it. One thing about growing up dirt poor in hillbilly country I've ate many different critters, frog legs alright but you need a lot for a meal.
2023-05-11 at 5:15 PM UTC
It's like a cross between chicken and white fish...you'd not think it was alliGAYtor unless someone told you it was. When my parents came over about 15yrs ago I took them to New Orleans and they are really picky eaters but I ordered them fried alliGAYtor with fries and told them it was fish and chips, they guzzled it down and when I then told them it was Aligator they wouldn't believe me.
2023-05-11 at 5:21 PM UTC
That's what I've heard. I'll try about anything once, I don't go as far as a Chinerman. Those niggas eat anything.
2023-05-11 at 6:36 PM UTC
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
Originally posted by Ecto the plasm
In Canada we only require 2 things
Refugee Status
$10k in a Canadian Bank Account
or a job
but usually people just go with the $10k in the bank option,
I think it's the best immigration system in the world, bring us your really tired and hungry, your rich, your employed and members of their family.
Anti Trump Americans who are gonna MOVE TO CANADA better have $10k in the bank because we have enough leftist communist retards here.
No respectable canadian institution would operate sych an enterprise without using a .ca domain
Also we legalized Borkistan medical degrees counting towards being a licensed healthcare professional, along with pretty much everything of that nature. We are brain draining the entire world because we welcome anyone no matter their background or foreground
As long as you aren't one of those faggot Europeans that talks like they just got dug up from 1000 years ago. I find European accents more grating than any brown black pakiman accent
It just sounds so gay and really drives a wedge between a person I should feel a white brotherhood towards, but instead I am just thinking "they will never be one of us". I do have more respect for commonwealthers than any other countrymen, not because of anything with monarch or the government
they are just our best trade partners, like a girl you used to date but now you just hookup when you are both single and remain as friends but sometimes you think of what could have been, and what wasn't
So Americans only need $7411.55
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2023-05-11 at 6:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
So Americans only need $7411.55
Dang that's pretty cheap. Didn't realize that much difference between them, not to long ago CN and US about equal.
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2023-05-12 at 3:30 PM UTC
How did the ceremony go, Dad? Please provide details...
