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  1. #41
    "But she's only marrying you for a green card are you stupid"

    "Well lets see, 24, hot, 2yrs of rumpy pumpy, cooked dinners and cleaned house...then I can get a new one, yeah I'm stupid"
  2. #42
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Now I can get one of those Ukrainian wives for 2yrs…basically a 2yr sex and chore slave until she gets her green card and leaves…still a fresh one every 2hrs doesn't sound so bad does it…

    Yeah and you could try out different countries. Kinda a hobby when you retire.
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  3. #43
    Originally posted by jerryb Single parent underage kids also become Murikans. My guess they put married status so niggas don't back date some document and say they where married. You know dem tricky 3rd world niggas be selling dat iffin they could.

    sounds like something for the wokesters to work on.

    i will be writting to them about this injustice.
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  4. #44
    You got any sisters vinny?
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  5. #45
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "But she's only marrying you for a green card are you stupid"

    "Well lets see, 24, hot, 2yrs of rumpy pumpy, cooked dinners and cleaned house…then I can get a new one, yeah I'm stupid"

    why not 16 year old polacks ?
  6. #46
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why not 16 year old polacks ?

    I limit my exploitation to the over 20s.
  7. #47
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny sounds like something for the wokesters to work on.

    i will be writting to them about this injustice.

    You get on it Vinny. I like them 20 yo African niggas going to Sweden pretending to be 13yo. Them Eurofags to scared to call them on it. lol
  8. #48
    you know how cock-crodiles wont eat something fresh ?

    they always kill their prey and then leave them aside until theyre almost rotting before eating them ?
  9. #49
    Originally posted by jerryb You get on it Vinny. I like them 20 yo African niggas going to Sweden pretending to be 13yo. Them Eurofags to scared to call them on it. lol

    13 and full of asshole hairs.
  10. #50
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you know how cock-crodiles wont eat something fresh ?

    they always kill their prey and then leave them aside until theyre almost rotting before eating them ?

    Aged steaks are the best as previously discussed...fresh meat is for noobs.

    ETA: But not when it comes to metaphors for women...no one wants an "aged steak" then.
  11. #51
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you know how cock-crodiles wont eat something fresh ?

    they always kill their prey and then leave them aside until theyre almost rotting before eating them ?

    Ever eat a croc before Vinny? I'd try it, probably like snapping turtle which I have before.
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  12. #52
    I've had Aligaytor many times...that shits delicious...I'd imagine crocs taste the same.
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  14. #54
    jerryb African Astronaut
    I'd try it. One thing about growing up dirt poor in hillbilly country I've ate many different critters, frog legs alright but you need a lot for a meal.
  15. #55
    It's like a cross between chicken and white fish...you'd not think it was alliGAYtor unless someone told you it was. When my parents came over about 15yrs ago I took them to New Orleans and they are really picky eaters but I ordered them fried alliGAYtor with fries and told them it was fish and chips, they guzzled it down and when I then told them it was Aligator they wouldn't believe me.
  16. #56
    jerryb African Astronaut
    That's what I've heard. I'll try about anything once, I don't go as far as a Chinerman. Those niggas eat anything.
  17. #57
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ecto the plasm In Canada we only require 2 things

    Refugee Status
    $10k in a Canadian Bank Account

    or a job

    but usually people just go with the $10k in the bank option,
    I think it's the best immigration system in the world, bring us your really tired and hungry, your rich, your employed and members of their family.

    Anti Trump Americans who are gonna MOVE TO CANADA better have $10k in the bank because we have enough leftist communist retards here.


    No respectable canadian institution would operate sych an enterprise without using a .ca domain

    Also we legalized Borkistan medical degrees counting towards being a licensed healthcare professional, along with pretty much everything of that nature. We are brain draining the entire world because we welcome anyone no matter their background or foreground

    As long as you aren't one of those faggot Europeans that talks like they just got dug up from 1000 years ago. I find European accents more grating than any brown black pakiman accent

    It just sounds so gay and really drives a wedge between a person I should feel a white brotherhood towards, but instead I am just thinking "they will never be one of us". I do have more respect for commonwealthers than any other countrymen, not because of anything with monarch or the government

    they are just our best trade partners, like a girl you used to date but now you just hookup when you are both single and remain as friends but sometimes you think of what could have been, and what wasn't

    So Americans only need $7411.55
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  18. #58
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So Americans only need $7411.55

    Dang that's pretty cheap. Didn't realize that much difference between them, not to long ago CN and US about equal.
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  19. #59
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    I thought that was a blown out pussy and I was like OOOOOOOOO

    One day...

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So Americans only need $7411.55

    Also known as 10 "Royales" (a commonwealth variant of Racks/Bands)

    Originally posted by jerryb Dang that's pretty cheap. Didn't realize that much difference between them, not to long ago CN and US about equal.

    It's mostly meaningless in practice unless you shop across the border
    One day I shall visit the famed lands of Dunkin Donuts and Ihop

  20. #60
    WellHung Black Hole
    How did the ceremony go, Dad? Please provide details...
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