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Why are you existing at the moment

  1. Because my mum and dad fucked and didn't abort me

    the fucking bastards.
  2. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai understandable


    WOULD!
  3. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Because my mum and dad fucked and didn't abort me

    the fucking bastards.

    Dude, Liberal Times. Sue them!
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Chios Honey Dude, Liberal Times. Sue them!

    There should be a class action recovery from your parents.
  5. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker There should be a class action recovery from your parents.

    You're one to talk. Your dad and uncle are real proud of your 80s youth
  6. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I exist because my dad got drunk enough to think my mom was hot
  7. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I exist because my dad got drunk enough to think my mom was hot

    Dude. stop hating on your mom you filthy dego fuck
  8. Instigator Space Nigga
    Constantly thinking about killing myself but I don't want to hurt myself

    *violins*
  9. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    I don't know why I exist but look at this fucking psycho retard



    Fucking hell.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I exist because my dad got drunk enough to think my mom was hot

    Pics of your mom?
  11. Instigator Space Nigga
  12. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Because my mum and dad fucked and didn't abort me

    the fucking bastards.

    Life is the most valuable gift you can give someone.

    Imagine being this fucking guy.
  13. Donald Trump Black Hole
    I survived for a long time basically cos it was the default. Plus I held out hope for the future. Now I dunno. GG would be a reason, but my mom (who is the over riding force in my life since I got sick at 25) doesn't want me going out with her cos she's lazy, stupid, autistic and too old to have kids. We don't even "go out" much any more.

    I guess I'm back to the "hold out hope for the future" mode. I've got holidays booked in the Philippines in November, dunno if I'll go or not. Would like to have some kids, but with who and who would raise them (even if GG was able to have kids she is still in bed at 10am here, she'll be in bed till 12 almost, she isn't up to raising kids) I dunno.

    Maybe go to the Philippines and meet some South East Asian bunny and have a gang of little pinoys with her, but I feel too tired. I'm getting old and I can tell, next year I'll be 40.
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Chios Honey You're one to talk. Your dad and uncle are real proud of your 80s youth

    My youth was in the 60's and 70's by the 80's I was a grown ass man.
  15. Originally posted by Instigator

    what english reads from right to left
  16. The condom broke. That's the answer to it all.
  17. WellHung Black Hole
    Becuz i am not deceased.
  18. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Chios Honey I don't know why I exist but look at this fucking psycho retard



    Fucking hell.

    lolololololololol
  19. Originally posted by WellHung Becuz i am not deceased.

    Not yet. 07/12/2032
  20. Originally posted by Meikai understandable



    have a nice day

    Goddamn she is smoking HOT. YES I FUCK NIGGERS AND AM PROUD!
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