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  1. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Can you Door dash me a cheesesteak

    I'll just come over and make you one, pumpkin spice!

    but you have to saute the beef in a slow cooker first.

    fucking Dego's can't BBQ Spaghetti let alone make a cheesesteak sanmich? i thought you fucks invented it.
  2. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Chios Honey I'll just come over

    ...your cheese steak.
  3. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kawkasian …your cheese steak.

    No no no no no. that's gay. I aint into that shit, bruh
  4. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Chios Honey I'll just come over and make you one, pumpkin spice!

    but you have to saute the beef in a slow cooker first.

    fucking Dego's can't BBQ Spaghetti let alone make a cheesesteak sanmich? i thought you fucks invented it.

    How do you know I'm Italian. That's creepy.
  5. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster How do you know I'm Italian. That's creepy.

    Because you're not and you bragged about being a 100% ITALIAN which not even Italians are 100% Italian

    You're an Amerimutt like the rest of us
  6. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Chios Honey Because you're not and you bragged about being a 100% ITALIAN which not even Italians are 100% Italian

    You're an Amerimutt like the rest of us

    I took a 23andMe, I'm like 85% then the rest is a mix of European bullshit
  7. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    i took 23 and me and it said 100% extra terrestrial godlike being
  8. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Chios Honey Why did you move back to California but not into this Building that you did before (according to Panny's crew)

    Rent control resets when you move out, and the bastards got an exterminator so I couldn't get the rodent discount anymore

    Originally posted by Chios Honey Hey Lanny. Are you a Mick by chance?

    MC on the Go*

    Half mic, half kiwi, 100% turkey

    Originally posted by Meikai It's 100% true.

    It's 100% bait

    Originally posted by Meikai We had greater freedom when we were monke, but no technology or civilization.

    Unironic techno-optimism, basically not even a real position for normies anymore, is 100% beyond your grasp Lucy. Disclaimer about tech-apocalypse doesn't temper it, as even that assumes a higher technology society is preferable to a lower one.

    Originally posted by Meikai Is the current system exploitative of third world labor, including on-going literal slavery? Y-yeah kinda. I don't see any of that happening though so we're basically living in the most golden of golden ages.

    Case and point :p
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    lanny n lisa
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