NISSERS, pick the new Hire

1. 2023-04-03 at 9:40 PM UTC

   #61
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I hope Egbo doesn't bring Ebola with him..or that stinky African food they have...then there is Leprosy to worry about...
2. 2023-04-04 at 2:50 AM UTC

   #62
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
   The good news is goat lice only infest goats. You may get one on you, but you will not get them, nor will your house, or your dog. Lice are spread by contact from goat to goat and cannot live long apart from a goat.
3. 2023-04-04 at 7:56 AM UTC

   #63
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker The good news is goat lice only infest goats. You may get one on you, but you will not get them, nor will your house, or your dog. Lice are spread by contact from goat to goat and cannot live long apart from a goat.

   
   and thus shlomo parker went and knew all goats in his herd, and all his goats in his herd him.
4. 2023-04-04 at 11:43 AM UTC

   #64
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I hope Egbo doesn't bring Ebola with him..or that stinky African food they have…then there is Leprosy to worry about…

   
   Is this for your 3d printer thing? Maybe he can peruse goodwill stores for you too. "My personal shopper Egbo will be by this afternoon to pick it up" sounds like he should have reins
5. 2023-04-04 at 12:01 PM UTC

   #65
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   So I got a call at 4.55pm last night saying Egbo wasn't going to be able to make it....SO...in about 30 mins this guy should show up.
   
   Congrats Donald on you choice.
   
   
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6. 2023-04-04 at 12:02 PM UTC

   #66
   WellHung Black Hole
   Adeyemi 💖
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7. 2023-04-04 at 12:02 PM UTC

   #67
   WellHung Black Hole
   The Temporary Carousel spins round and round
8. 2023-04-04 at 12:03 PM UTC

   #68
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Call him Yummy Yemi
9. 2023-04-04 at 12:04 PM UTC

   #69
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo Call him Yummy Yemi

   
   Fuck me in the ass, Sudo? 👍⚘️
10. 2023-04-04 at 12:04 PM UTC

    #70
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    I was thinking "Demmy"
11. 2023-04-04 at 12:08 PM UTC

    #71
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I was thinking "Demmy"

    
    Well you can call him whatever you want, he's your property during working hours. Maybe adeyemi wit da semi sippin on henny give a bitch AIDS JENNNAYYYYY
12. 2023-04-04 at 12:09 PM UTC

    #72
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    I'm kind of hoping he's shit so I can hire Nadia...
13. 2023-04-04 at 12:20 PM UTC

    #73
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Is it just for 3d printer applications? That's pretty cool. This local shop used to sell printers and drones but now it's a commercial space paying probly 5k a month just to process orders for other people
    
    WUT A GLOOBAL AGE WE LIVE IN!
14. 2023-04-04 at 12:21 PM UTC

    #74
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Keep us updated. If you accept a 13 dollar an hour job u must be desperate. Props on them tho get dat money
15. 2023-04-04 at 12:28 PM UTC

    #75
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Ok he just showed up, seems a reasonable sort.
    
    You pronouce his name "ad-demmy"...but he said just call him "yemmi"
    
    First thing I did was tell him to move his car because he parked in executive spots.
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16. 2023-04-04 at 12:28 PM UTC

    #76
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo Is it just for 3d printer applications? That's pretty cool.

    
    No, at my place of work.
17. 2023-04-04 at 12:30 PM UTC

    #77
    

    jerryb African Astronaut
    Damn Egbo, he didn't even make it to work to be late. lol Should have went with Nadia. 13 hour not to bad in the south for unskilled labor. Of course Houston a big city so probably a lot more expensive than my area.
18. 2023-04-04 at 12:31 PM UTC

    #78
    

    jerryb African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Ok he just showed up, seems a reasonable sort.
    
    You pronouce his name "ad-demmy"…but he said just call him "yemmi"
    
    First thing I did was tell him to move his car because he parked in executive spots.

    
    Dat Raciss!
19. 2023-04-04 at 12:43 PM UTC

    #79
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by jerryb Dat Raciss!

    
    Massa gotta lay dem ground rules early.
20. 2023-04-04 at 12:52 PM UTC

    #80
    

    jerryb African Astronaut
    He is now laying the ground work for a lawsuit against your racist company.