Most embarrassing moments stories?

1. 2022-08-24 at 11:52 PM UTC

   #21
   Kafka sweaty
   I have a video no one’s gonna see, I was drinking w this guy in the boys dorm room, and you can hear this guy jacking off in the shower shouting fuck. It’s so bad.
2. 2022-08-24 at 11:53 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Kafka I have a video no one’s gonna see, I was drinking w this guy in the boys dorm room, and you can hear this guy jacking off in the shower shouting fuck. It’s so bad.

   
   he probably used the wrong kind of shampoo
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   • mmQ
3. 2022-08-25 at 12:16 AM UTC

   #23
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Rape Monster he probably used the wrong kind of shampoo

   
   God my dumbass tried making a fifi in jail and literally just used shampoo inside of a latex glove. My next 3 pisses were pretty the most painful I've ever experienced.
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   • Rape Monster
4. 2022-08-25 at 12:20 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by mmQ God my dumbass tried making a fifi in jail and literally just used shampoo inside of a latex glove. My next 3 pisses were pretty the most painful I've ever experienced.

   
   When I was in jail there was a dude on our pod who wasn't all there mentally and was a chronic masturbator. One dude got tired of him beating off with his door wide open so told him that he needed to close the door and hang a sheet over it if he wanted to do that. You would see that sheet go up like a dozen times a day
5. 2022-08-25 at 12:23 AM UTC

   #25
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   LOL
   
   Still a smart man. If you can just spend half your sentence jacking off you've pretty reduced your punishment by 50% by taking things into your own hands huehuehue
6. 2022-08-25 at 12:23 AM UTC

   #26
   Steven African Astronaut
   when I was in jai- oh wait im not a degenerate
7. 2022-08-25 at 12:32 AM UTC

   #27
   Kafka sweaty
   One time I was sitting on the sofa, and this girl was masturbating sitting right next to me
8. 2022-08-25 at 12:34 AM UTC

   #28
   

   Haxxor Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Kafka One time I was sitting on the sofa, and this girl was masturbating sitting right next to me

   
   Don’t you just hate when your mom does that.
9. 2022-08-25 at 12:36 AM UTC

   #29
   Kafka sweaty
   I liked drinking with her because she made you need to drink. During Halloween she tried to fuck her devil pitchfork in front of us. It was a dark time in my life, just the four of us and one died from a coke OD.
10. 2022-08-25 at 12:37 AM UTC

    #30
    

    Haxxor Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Kafka I liked drinking with her because she made you need to drink. During Halloween she tried to fuck her devil pitchfork in front of us. It was a dark time in my life, just the four of us and one died from a coke OD.

    
    Got any videos of that?
11. 2022-08-25 at 12:39 AM UTC

    #31
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Haxxor Don’t you just hate when your mom does that.

    
    I just put the armrest down between us when she does that
12. 2022-08-25 at 12:42 AM UTC

    #32
    

    Haxxor Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Rape Monster I just put the armrest down between us when she does that

    
    Your couch has armrests! Fauuuncy
13. 2022-08-25 at 1:10 AM UTC

    #33
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Steven when I was in jai- oh wait im not a degenerate

    
    G@lm u live with your parents and get fucked in the ass by pedophiles. You are weak and gay to your dirty, smelly core
14. 2022-08-25 at 1:16 AM UTC

    #34
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo G@lm u live with your parents and get fucked in the ass by pedophiles. You are weak and gay to your dirty, smelly core

    
    Found another jailbird LOL
    
    just a bunch of losers
    
    only idiots get caught committing crimes
15. 2022-08-25 at 1:19 AM UTC

    #35
    lockedin Tuskegee Airman
    The author of this post has returned to nothingness
16. 2022-08-25 at 3:28 AM UTC

    #36
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I once texted a girl I really liked, then she blocked my number after rejecting me. That's pretty embarrassing, but it doesn't top what I did afterwards: I texted her with another number for four months and she ignored all my texts. And then she blocked me again.
17. 2022-08-25 at 3:29 AM UTC

    #37
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I'm only admitting this as I want to punish myself for this behavior, I want people to know about it so they can laugh at my pathetic existence.
18. 2022-08-25 at 4:12 AM UTC

    #38
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Don't be dissing jail
19. 2022-08-25 at 5:50 AM UTC

    #39
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Posting on this forum
20. 2022-08-25 at 1:47 PM UTC

    #40
    

    Haxxor Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Steven when I was in jai- oh wait im not a degenerate

    
    

    Originally posted by Steven Damasqus123, J-Lord89 (not the year I was born), and J-Lo3000 on zolket although I was in prison then so I didn't post much.

    
    🤔