2022-08-24 at 11:52 PM UTC
I have a video no one’s gonna see, I was drinking w this guy in the boys dorm room, and you can hear this guy jacking off in the shower shouting fuck. It’s so bad.
2022-08-24 at 11:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kafka
I have a video no one’s gonna see, I was drinking w this guy in the boys dorm room, and you can hear this guy jacking off in the shower shouting fuck. It’s so bad.
he probably used the wrong kind of shampoo
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2022-08-25 at 12:16 AM UTC
Originally posted by Rape Monster
he probably used the wrong kind of shampoo
God my dumbass tried making a fifi in jail and literally just used shampoo inside of a latex glove. My next 3 pisses were pretty the most painful I've ever experienced.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2022-08-25 at 12:23 AM UTC
LOL
Still a smart man. If you can just spend half your sentence jacking off you've pretty reduced your punishment by 50% by taking things into your own hands huehuehue
2022-08-25 at 12:23 AM UTC
when I was in jai- oh wait im not a degenerate
2022-08-25 at 12:32 AM UTC
One time I was sitting on the sofa, and this girl was masturbating sitting right next to me
2022-08-25 at 12:36 AM UTC
I liked drinking with her because she made you need to drink. During Halloween she tried to fuck her devil pitchfork in front of us. It was a dark time in my life, just the four of us and one died from a coke OD.
2022-08-25 at 1:19 AM UTC
The author of this post has returned to nothingness
2022-08-25 at 3:28 AM UTC
I once texted a girl I really liked, then she blocked my number after rejecting me. That's pretty embarrassing, but it doesn't top what I did afterwards: I texted her with another number for four months and she ignored all my texts. And then she blocked me again.
2022-08-25 at 3:29 AM UTC
I'm only admitting this as I want to punish myself for this behavior, I want people to know about it so they can laugh at my pathetic existence.