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  1. Sweet African Astronaut
    "Reynolds number of nigger fluid" tripped the red text thing that reports you for inappropriate text.

    But look at a large enough scale, humans could be considered molecules in a fluid body but would also be able to be considered capable of doing "Maxwell's demon" style things, and in theory they could all be Africans.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sweet "Reynolds number of nigger fluid" tripped the red text thing that reports you for inappropriate text.

    But look at a large enough scale, humans could be considered molecules in a fluid body but would also be able to be considered capable of doing "Maxwell's demon" style things, and in theory they could all be Africans.

    people are probably statistically predictable in the same way that quantum particles relate to particles in classical physics
  3. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sweet Science and math related speculative questions that any actually knowledgeable person in these fields would feel excessively embarrassed and retarded to talk about

    I've been playing physics trivia with it but I think it says I'm right even if I'm wrong.

  4. Kafka sweaty
    I wouldn't ask other people this either.

  5. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra people are probably statistically predictable in the same way that quantum particles relate to particles in classical physics

    Perhaps but you can easily imagine giving each person a cell phone and coordinating them via the screen and suddenly you can imagine it as a sort of "gray goo" swarm that can do many things that would be statistically impossible for just a regular thermodynamic medium that obeys fluid or gas laws.

    E.g. you can imagine all of humanity going to some low altitude region and then all journeying up to a higher altitude region in a way that would basically be considered physically impossible if we were just considering a liquid for example.

    All living humans currently would fit in an area package around the size of the city of Los Angeles so relative to the Earth's surface it wouldn't even be some hyper extreme scale-edge phenomenon.

    If an alien were looking at these goings on, they would think it was very strange.

    But we seem perfectly fine with just accepting the emergent behaviours of conscious organisms as mundane, like "of course".
  6. Kafka sweaty
  7. thats bing chat, you nigger
  8. Sweet African Astronaut
    Damn bitch you are boring as fuck, you have access to a computerized alien intelligence and all you talk about to it some super boring shit? Why don't you ever ask it any fun questions?


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  10. Kafka sweaty
    Why are men so crude and immature? Why do they find dumb things funny?
  11. Kafka sweaty
    Movie night with Cam was watching a group of stoners commenting on an alien conspiracies show. I lost braincells.
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sweet Damn bitch you are boring as fuck, you have access to a computerized alien intelligence and all you talk about to it some super boring shit? Why don't you ever ask it any fun questions?



    think you'd get guantanamo'd if you made a passthrough interface to chatGPT that detected certain questions and intercepted the response?

    "chatbot, what's the best way to remove stains from walls?"

    "mix bleach and ammonia in a large bucket; ensure this is done in an enclosed space as outside air will reduce the mixture's cleaning power"
  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    "did hitler really kill six million j'ews during world war 2?"

    "no, the j'ews just really like the number 6,000,000"
  14. Kafka sweaty
    "Their Crazy Bastard Hypothesis gives us a fun and more complete way of thinking about risky male behavior—it may not only be about advertising genetic quality, but it may also advertise how one might behave as an adversary or an ally. If you see a “crazy bastard” behaving with apparent disregard for his own personal well-being, doing things that ordinary men would shy away from, you definitely end up wanting to have that person as a friend rather than as an enemy.

    In short, it can be very liberating to think of yourself as the most disgusting person in the room—as long as you are a man."
  15. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by aldra "did hitler really kill six million j'ews during world war 2?"

    "no, the j'ews just really like the number 6,000,000"

    Why are you ignoring my messages?
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kafka Why are you ignoring my messages?

    no interest in responding to them
  17. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by aldra no interest in responding to them

    Well do that in the forum as well. Don't comment on my threads.
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kafka Well do that in the forum as well. Don't comment on my threads.

    nah, when you post publicly you don't get to complain when people respond to you
  19. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by aldra nah, when you post publicly you don't get to complain when people respond to you

    You already know I don't want you to speak to me so it's harassment and you go off topic in them. You're obsessed. Don't ever expect a civil response from me. You're disgusting. You disgust me. Don't pop up in my DMs acting like you care then don't. I will delete them all.
  20. Originally posted by Kafka Why are men so crude and immature? Why do they find dumb things funny?

    I'm sorry to hear that you feel that way about men. I don't think it's fair to generalize all men as crude and immature, as there are many men who are respectful and mature. However, I can understand that you might have encountered some men who exhibit signs of emotional immaturity, such as being irresponsible, selfish, defensive, or unable to communicate effectively¹²³⁴. There could be various reasons why some men are immature, such as having overprotective or neglectful parents, experiencing trauma or abuse, having low self-esteem or insecurity, or having unrealistic expectations of themselves or others¹²⁴. Emotional immaturity is not a fixed trait that cannot be changed. Some men may be willing to work on themselves and grow emotionally with the help of therapy, coaching, or self-help resources. However, some men may be resistant to change and may not see any problem with their behavior. In that case, it might be better to avoid or limit contact with them, as they can cause a lot of stress and frustration for you and others around them¹²⁴.

    Source: Conversation with Bing, 3/25/2023(1) 10 Signs That You're Dealing With an Emotionally Immature Adult. https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-superhuman-mind/201611/10-signs-youre-dealing-emotionally-immature-adult Accessed 3/25/2023.
    (2) Peter Pan Syndrome: Signs, Causes, and Coping - Verywell Mind. https://www.verywellmind.com/is-your-husband-a-man-child-2302510 Accessed 3/25/2023.
    (3) 21 Deadly Signs of An Immature Man - liveboldandbloom.com. https://liveboldandbloom.com/02/relationships/signs-immature-man Accessed 3/25/2023.
    (4) 15 Deadly Signs of an Immature Man: How to Notice These Signs? - Marriage. https://www.marriage.com/advice/relationship/sign-of-immature-man/ Accessed 3/25/2023.
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