Soon, I'll be a 27 year old virgin

1. 2022-12-01 at 3:18 AM UTC

   #41
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   
2. 2022-12-12 at 3:31 AM UTC

   #42
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by STER0S how big is your dick

   
   Not big.. 6.5" BP.
3. 2022-12-12 at 3:32 AM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by slide22 I'v noticed women today (and guys) are far more self-important than they were in my youth 30 plus years back.
   
   There were some cute chubby or thick women back in my 20s that I found attractive and they usually were more meek. but suddenly "Fat Shaming, And be proud of who you are" had given Fat women (like far greater on the mass indext than the 1980s had) given fat women too much attitude. now you can't help but point out "not only are you full of yourself but you're also full of fat too"
   
   and guys looking puffy. like they put some weird shit in your food at school or something. I figured it has to be school food because it was a way to dose you guys up with some real estrogen chemicals without you noticing it.
   
   I'm not pulling a page from Crazy Alex Jones but be honest, he has a point and it's been a concern for a long time.
   
   also the new far-left in charge of public schools and teaching white kids they're devils.
   
   Nancy Pelosi speech about her nephew "Coming to her and saying "I wish I had copper tone skin like my mexican friend" and Nancy saying this with so much pride. and her saying she wished he had darker skin too. Not loving the child for being what God made the child.
   
   it was her fantasy and clearly a twisted story or vignette she made up.
   
   crazy fucking bitch

   
   I don't live in the United States, so I can't say I have been a victim of estrogen-poisoning. Interesting story, though. Thanks for sharing.
4. 2022-12-12 at 3:32 AM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Bradley lol at the fattest member of our community criticizing modern society's general obesity.

   
   This response made me chuckle.
5. 2022-12-12 at 3:33 AM UTC

   #45
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Fox Dude can't even interact with a woman socially how is she ever going to see his dick?

   
   I can interact with women, that's not a problem. What I can't is appear attractive to them because I'm an unattractive dude.
6. 2022-12-12 at 3:36 AM UTC

   #46
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Sudo Can I please buy you a prostitute? I promise you won't regret it, if you do I will return your virginity

   
   Hahaha. I appreciate the offer. However, prostitution is legal here, so you don't need to buy me a prostitute, let alone asking to do it so kindly!
7. 2022-12-12 at 3:38 AM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Kafka If being a virgin bothers you that much then you'll have to change your outlook. It sounds like you're demisexual so I suggest getting to know people better, not instantly judgeing them, and forget that girl.

   
   Being a virgin doesn't bother me. If it did, I could lose it anytime I wanted to. I don't know what the hell demisexual is. Also, easier said than done; any tips?
8. 2022-12-12 at 3:40 AM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Bradley Kafka
   
   
   
   I would if I was you.
   
   MM can you get to england or Northern Ireland?

   
   If it's to meet you, I could - but not for the purpose of losing my virginity to a woman who thinks I'm unattractive (universal opinion).
9. 2022-12-12 at 3:40 AM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Go to the Spa nigga

   
   Isn't it like, warm there?
10. 2022-12-12 at 5:33 AM UTC

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11. 2022-12-12 at 11:33 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Michael Myers If it's to meet you, I could - but not for the purpose of losing my virginity to a woman who thinks I'm unattractive (universal opinion).

    
    Well I live in Miami, you should come visit, it's like pakistan except less post-war/Call of Duty map
12. 2022-12-12 at 5:52 PM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    
    I am an anti-natalist.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • the man who put it in my hood
13. 2022-12-12 at 5:53 PM UTC

    #53
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Bradley Well I live in Miami, you should come visit, it's like pakistan except less post-war/Call of Duty map

    
    I have a fear of flying over the ocean, so no-can-do'sville, baby doll.
14. 2022-12-12 at 5:59 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Michael Myers I am an anti-natalist.

    
    I'm not like VE MUST GAS ZE BABIES extremist about it, I have gotten a girl pregnant before but I will probably never have kids. I almost adopted a runaway once and he was a good stoner kid that bought weed from me and I let him crash in my spare room and now he has a girlfriend and a child living in the same apartment I used to live
    
    like yeah obviously if nobody had kids humanity would die but we JUST hit 8billion people I think we'll be alright
15. 2022-12-12 at 6:19 PM UTC

    #55
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I'm not like VE MUST GAS ZE BABIES extremist about it, I have gotten a girl pregnant before but I will probably never have kids. I almost adopted a runaway once and he was a good stoner kid that bought weed from me and I let him crash in my spare room and now he has a girlfriend and a child living in the same apartment I used to live
    
    like yeah obviously if nobody had kids humanity would die but we JUST hit 8billion people I think we'll be alright

    
    Yeah, I'm not an extremist either. It's more like... I don't want kids of my own. I am fine with adopting but sadly, women from my culture EXPECT babies to come. That's the only reason they marry: to start a family. I just want to marry so I can have a life partner. NOT because I want to impregnate someone. I would find that disgusting. I find pregnant women vomit-inducing and I can't help but think of how stretched and loose their pussies have become from shitting out babies. Plus I would welcome a comet destroying this planet.
16. 2022-12-12 at 7:52 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    MM did u charge ur phone
17. 2022-12-12 at 10:27 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I'm not like VE MUST GAS ZE BABIES extremist about it, I have gotten a girl pregnant before but I will probably never have kids. I almost adopted a runaway once and he was a good stoner kid that bought weed from me and I let him crash in my spare room and now he has a girlfriend and a child living in the same apartment I used to live
    
    like yeah obviously if nobody had kids humanity would die but we JUST hit 8billion people I think we'll be alright

    
    You could fit 8 billion people into a state the size of Texas. Sure, it'd be a bit cramped, but they'd all fit. There's still tons and tons of space on this planet.
18. 2022-12-12 at 10:54 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    What the fuck would that accomplish?
19. 2022-12-13 at 12:23 AM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood What the fuck would that accomplish?

    
    For one, it would be a hell of a lot easier to eradicate everyone at once from the planet, having them all in one place.
20. 2022-12-14 at 1:19 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You could fit 8 billion people into a state the size of Texas. Sure, it'd be a bit cramped, but they'd all fit. There's still tons and tons of space on this planet.

    
    no. you need more acreage for the dalits to shit around.