2017-02-18 at 8:44 AM UTC
Especially the ones that then turn around and expect to get their dick sucked
2017-02-18 at 9:14 AM UTC
Bill Krozby is like a buzzword vending machine. Except with a vending machine you decide when something comes out, Bill Krozby just spouts buzzwords all day.
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2017-02-18 at 2:59 PM UTC
If you don't eat pussy, you're atleast half a fag. Unless it stinks or she's the town bike etc there's no reason not to.
2017-02-18 at 4:45 PM UTC
I ate a booty once and I swear I had a headcold for a week after, my face got all swollen and phlemed up. Totally worth it though.
2017-02-18 at 8:03 PM UTC
Homemade face condoms allow you to eat the worst of ass for days and days. I personally just use a sheet of plastic film. Double or triple layered depending on the...conditions.
Internet porn has desensitized me to the true majestic lure of the tight grayish pink well-groomed female butthole, but I know I have a day destined for me in my lifetime where I will feast upon the perfect ass, her anxious and anticipating eyes looking into mine as I tongue shovel her stink ditch to the rhythm of her subtle moans, SO DEEP, SO PURE, and we connect on an alternate plane of intimacy and oneness, flowers spring from our mattress and small wildlife appears throughout the room, the sun smiling down, puts on a pair of sunglasses, and we lay back together basking in the overwhelming hue of her particularly obnoxious shit.