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The mars rover spots an alien face hugger on mars

  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    hmmm well I guess aliens are real and all you tools that said I'm stupid for believing them can go suck a bag of boners

    http://metro.co.uk/2015/08/05/crab-l...-mars-5327765/
  2. #2
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    This article is bullshit, no sources? Really? Also, what's it breathing? There's is a flimsy atmosphere about 0.1 of a percentage point the density of earth there and guess what it's made out of carbon dioxide. Also, what's it drinking? If there is water on mars it's frozen and deep underground. Also, what's it eating? Rocks?

    Basic biological principles call this artice bullshit, as does the fact they don't provide a source.
  3. #3
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Heres your source

    http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/

    http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/msl-raw-ima...01E01_DXXX.jpg

    A
    nd by the way mars is still largely unexplored so you don't know know they mysteries of that world and all of the bioligical natures of its inhabitants
  4. #4
    hmmm well I guess aliens are real and all you tools that said I'm stupid for believing them can go suck a bag of boners http://metro.co.uk/2015/08/05/crab-l...-mars-5327765/
    How many boners are in a bag?
  5. #5
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Heres your source

    http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/

    http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/msl-raw-images/msss/00710/mcam/0710MR0030150070402501E01_DXXX.jpg"]http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/msl-raw-ima...01E01_DXXX.jpg

    Not the source of the picture, where is the talk/research paper of the astrobiologist who scientifically confirmed it was an actual crab alien?



    nd by the way mars is still largely unexplored so you don't know know they mysteries of that world

    We actually do, we have been studying mars for decades now.

    and all of the bioligical natures of its inhabitants

    Yeah, because MAGIC!!! There is only one way life can exist that we know of, and that's with water.

    Saying: Yeah but what if this alien just works differently! Well, what if there's a flying spaghetti monster hovering over your head right now but it's invisible? You can't deny it's there, because you just won't be able to see it. What if the spaghetti monster just works that way? YOU DON'T KNOW MAN!

    See what i mean.
  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^calm down bro im not trying to start a fight with you. I'm just saying hundreds of years ago we thought the world was flat...
  7. #7
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    ^calm down bro im not trying to start a fight with you. I'm just saying hundreds of years ago we thought the world was flat…

    Lol i ain't even mad and it's more like thousands of years ago actually.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spherical_Earth

    Also, hundreds of years ago we didn't even have the scientific method, we do now, so lets use it to find out if this is real or not and going by what we know about Mars and life in general there is a high probability of this being nothing but a cool picture that looks like a crab alien but actually isn't.
  8. #8
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Mars was the garden of Eden then god got pissed and now we have to deal with it.
    God nuked a planet just because Eve ate an apple,shit keep your head down guys.LOL.
    This is all shit.
  9. #9
    Mars was the garden of Eden then god got pissed and now we have to deal with it. God nuked a planet just because Eve ate an apple,shit keep your head down guys.LOL. This is all shit.
    Sounds more like all vodka.
  10. #10
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Not the source of the picture, where is the talk/research paper of the astrobiologist who scientifically confirmed it was an actual crab alien? We actually do, we have been studying mars for decades now. Yeah, because MAGIC!!! There is only one way life can exist that we know of, and that's with water. Saying: Yeah but what if this alien just works differently! Well, what if there's a flying spaghetti monster hovering over your head right now but it's invisible? You can't deny it's there, because you just won't be able to see it. What if the spaghetti monster just works that way? YOU DON'T KNOW MAN! See what i mean.
    Would thankzez
  11. #11
    Its so not aliems.
    1. If there were a pic of aliems sent to nasa from any rover it would sure as hell never get out
    2. rocks form in interesting and myserious ways. Its as if you are implying that there have been tests conducted to ensure the phenomenon is biological even though the obvious assertion is "OH MUH GAWD! ALIEMS!!!"
    3. You are dum
  12. #12
    Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
  13. #13
    Originally posted by Panthrax

    dude I saw her blink.
  14. #14
    There is no banana for scale

    is it the size of a dime or is it as big as a fucking car?

    to me it looks like one of those Lion Gate thingies where there is a lions face on a gate with the knocker thingies underneath

    but how large is it? it's clearly something that needs to be taken up close and during a different time of the day so that the shadow directions don't give the same impression.

    So put your little rover back into gear and drive over to it, up close and show us wtf it is.
  15. #15
    Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 dude I saw her blink.

    no shit? im lookin and i avent seen her blink yet
  16. #16
    Originally posted by Panthrax no shit? im lookin and i avent seen her blink yet

    :(
  17. #17
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Panthrax

    ....that's a thing?

    Anyways about the op

    Fuck all these scientific nerds eye googling
  18. #18
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    MMMPPH EERRMPPH EERRMMHMMPH TIGHT FUCKING CHEEKS!
  19. #19
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Quit spamming
  20. #20
    Someone should walk up to it and kill it and take over it's cave like a hermit crab does to a shellfish.
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