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The mars rover spots an alien face hugger on mars

  1. #21
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Someone should walk up to it and kill it and take over it's cave like a hermit crab does to a shellfish.

  2. #22
    Originally posted by aldra

    I laughed a bit!

    that's disturbingly cute though.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by Sophie Lol i ain't even mad and it's more like thousands of years ago actually.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spherical_Earth

    Also, hundreds of years ago we didn't even have the scientific method, we do now, so lets use it to find out if this is real or not and going by what we know about Mars and life in general there is a high probability of this being nothing but a cool picture that looks like a crab alien but actually isn't.

    I always like thinking of the fact that you can disprove the flat earth theory by attaching a camera to a helium filled balloon. A high quality balloon tho. You can probably do it for a few hundred at most. You'll see the curvature of the earth for yourself. Or you can watch the many other videos of people who have already done this.
  4. #24
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra

    Did you just have this image in your memory bank or did you google HERMIT CRAB IN DISCOLORED BABBY SKULL?
  5. #25
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I always like thinking of the fact that you can disprove the flat earth theory by attaching a camera to a helium filled balloon. A high quality balloon tho. You can probably do it for a few hundred at most. You'll see the curvature of the earth for yourself. Or you can watch the many other videos of people who have already done this.

    THEY USED FISH EYE LENSES

    SPERICAL EARTH IS LIES
  6. #26
    HTS highlight reel
    DONT BELIEVE THE jedi "ROUND EARTH" LIE
  7. #27
    the earth is a honeycomb grid plate. and the sun is above a glass dome. that's why the rocket camera spun until it hit the glass dome and went Bop really loud and plunged back to Earth.
  8. #28
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Someone should walk up to it and kill it and take over it's cave like a hermit crab does to a shellfish.

    I owned the class hermit crab in first grade. One day I decided to give the hermit a new shell but he died during the process.
  9. #29
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mashlehash I owned the class hermit crab in first grade. One day I decided to give the hermit a new shell but he died during the process.



    Originally posted by mashlehash I owned the class hermit crab in first grade. One day I decided to give the hermit a new shell but he died during the process.

    my parents used to own a pontoon boat and would go out to lake travis and my mom snagged a crayfish and put it in our aquarium and it started killing our fish, so my mom bagged him up in water and told me to take it to my 5th grade science teacher because he came backwards out of the womb and my science teacher put it in his aquarium with expensive fish and the next day he was like "DOUG IT MY MY FISH!" and i asked him "did you kill him?"
  10. #30
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby my parents used to own a pontoon boat and would go out to lake travis and my mom snagged a crayfish and put it in our aquarium and it started killing our fish, so my mom bagged him up in water and told me to take it to my 5th grade science teacher because he came backwards out of the womb and my science teacher put it in his aquarium with expensive fish and the next day he was like "DOUG IT MY MY FISH!" and i asked him "did you kill him?"

    Mean ol fish that no one wants.
  11. #31
    So doug.. don't cliff hang.. did it kill the expensive fish? what kind of stupid science teacher was he to not figure it might. the fucking thing comes with it's own carving knives
  12. #32
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 So doug.. don't cliff hang.. did it kill the expensive fish? what kind of stupid science teacher was he to not figure it might. the fucking thing comes with it's own carving knives

    This.

    Behavioral Science man
  13. #33
    Originally posted by mashlehash This.

    Behavioral Science man

    You're pseudo science. go sit in the corner!
  14. #34
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 You're pseudo science. go sit in the corner!

    Can I move in with you?
  15. #35
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Can I move in with you?

    Start building the tree fortress .. You'll have nightwatch since you're a methhead and all.

    we will keep cans of peas (since no one eats them) to use as defense to keep the zombies out of our fortress.

    the exotic south American parrot birds I'm sure are just as tasty as they are colorful.


  16. #36
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Nah, mash is the methhead. I used heroin, but I've been clean a few months now. And peas are gross.
  17. #37
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I'll learn to hunt squirrels.
  18. #38
    Thats why we throw peas at zombies

    that's actually in San Francisco.. someone brought parrots to Telegraph hill and they bred like crazy. that's why San Francisco has so many of the things... they're cute as fuck and come down during certain days and are very friendly with people

    what were we talking about again?
  19. #39
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 You're pseudo science. go sit in the corner!

    My chest DOES NOT MEAN I am pseudo science.
  20. #40
    Originally posted by mashlehash My chest DOES NOT MEAN I am pseudo science.

    :/ ??
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