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Folks, my gf held me hostage with a shotgun and proceeded to strike me numerous times

  1. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Is she selling joints and making liquor with Ricky and Julien in the Canadian slammer yet?
  2. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Is she selling joints and making liquor with Ricky and Julien in the Canadian slammer yet?

    toilet hooch
  3. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    don't be dissing jail
  4. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Incorrect. REAL men don't have the time to piss around with a wildebeest…They want to get home to a clean house, have a beer poured and ready and dinner already in process. Then silence unless she's spoken to, none of that "boring" chit chat that women like to engage in such was "I saw Mary in town today she was telling me blah blah fucking blahhhh" or "I was watching the news at lunchtime and saw all that stuff about Russia starting WW3…"

    No, a real man wants a house servant who shuts up, sucked dick and can make a great roast dinner.

    I prefer coming home to a mess & a girl playing video games and the meth pipe IS ON THE TABLE which means it was out WHICH MEANS YOU GOT HIGH WITHOUT ME and then the girl says "sorry I was horny and bored :x..." and then I whip out my 9 inch rock and say ARE YA BORED NOW WHY DON'T YOU HIT THAT POOKIE AND GET TO SUCKIN WHILE I TELL YOU ABOUT MY DAY

    dinner can wait
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  5. Dinner can wait
    And a band of Tuna wraps up on my plate
    Will take me through the hungry night
    Through the cold of the day

    And I know, I know
    Dinner can wait
    And all the Gods come down here just to cook for me
    And the beef medallion is gonna make me cry
    Without peas, without beer
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  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by aldra gadzooks post a photo

    I'm going to lol hard if she's like half your size

    She's 5'10" but admittedly pretty dainty.

    I prolly could have overpowered her but I didn't really want to.

    Originally posted by gadzooks This is us..



    It's a snapchat enhancement, so ya know…

    But anyway, I love her more than anything, just sayin'.
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  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee So whats going on now?

    She was denied the ankle bracelet.

    She has another court appearance in a few days.

    I don't know much about it though because I've been drinking myself into a stupor over guilt and maybe a touch of the PTSD.
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  8. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by gadzooks She's 5'10" but admittedly pretty dainty.

    I prolly could have overpowered her but I didn't really want to.

    Maybe it’s the enhancement bugging me, I think dark pink hair, lipfillers and eyeshadow would suit her.
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  9. troon African Astronaut
    If she gets out, she's easily attractive enough to risk sticking with, just hide the guns and tread carefully.

    Otherwise, keep the photo because an attractive ex works wonders in keeping your next gf on her toes. Just don't tell her why she's inside, because you'll look totally cucked.
  10. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Kafka Maybe it’s the enhancement bugging me, I think dark pink hair, lipfillers and eyeshadow would suit her.

    and a 9 inch bolt on dildo
  11. She doesn't look like a killer/kidnapper.
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by troon If she gets out, she's easily attractive enough to risk sticking with, just hide the guns and tread carefully.

    Otherwise, keep the photo because an attractive ex works wonders in keeping your next gf on her toes. Just don't tell her why she's inside, because you'll look totally cucked.

    What an insecure post.

    Gadzooks you can definitely find a bitch who looks and acts better than her. Don't sweat it
  13. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I prefer coming home to a mess & a girl playing video games and the meth pipe IS ON THE TABLE which means it was out WHICH MEANS YOU GOT HIGH WITHOUT ME and then the girl says "sorry I was horny and bored :x…" and then I whip out my 9 inch rock and say ARE YA BORED NOW WHY DON'T YOU HIT THAT POOKIE AND GET TO SUCKIN WHILE I TELL YOU ABOUT MY DAY

    dinner can wait
  14. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    This is basically what every single woman is like, literally, when your'e a nice guy and give them the time of day and commit a micro-simp like for instance let them to decide where they want to go for dinner. Thats why so many MIGs are TOWing these days because they dont fundamentally understand women on a deep level or by the time they see the light they literally get jaded and wear rose glasses all the time in there cocoon which is where they suck there thumb in the fetus position. MIGTOWs need a spot where they can kick it,A spot where they belong, that's just for them Where MIGTOW ain't gotta get all dressed up and be Hollywood. It's called guy-heaven

    Anyway back to a bitch - Literally theres chemicals in there little brains so every time you simp out and let her pick what movie ur gonna watch theres a literal chemical reaction and basically she has to nut-up and up the ante so eventually it ends with her doing a total power play with her 12GA pump or WORSE youre so lucky man you coulda get splattered on the wall. Also every time you do this her testosterone goes up and scientists have measured it because there voice gets deeper and there hairs become more coarse and her oder stinkens and da leg itches

    That's why at the end of the day you have to tighten youre belt and pump some iron because if not then she will, and look how it ends every single time .
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  15. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo What an insecure post.

    lol yeah everything's contingent on her looks
  16. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    What is so dumb about these youngsters chicks or teens is how they care about pointless shit like opinions about their school or stupie meme shit.
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Wariat What is so dumb about these youngsters chicks or teens is how they care about pointless shit like opinions about their school or stupie meme shit.

    School and the cultural zeitgeist instead of buttplay and gay porn? What low vibration creatures this new generation is rite fuys?
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  18. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Tru dat nigga
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Dinner can wait
    And a band of Tuna wraps up on my plate
    Will take me through the hungry night
    Through the cold of the day

    And I know, I know
    Dinner can wait
    And all the Gods come down here just to cook for me
    And the beef medallion is gonna make me cry
    Without peas, without beer

    Did you write this? It's moving
  20. Originally posted by Sudo Did you write this? It's moving

    Yes I call it "Meatloaf"
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