2022-04-21 at 2:07 PM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Is she selling joints and making liquor with Ricky and Julien in the Canadian slammer yet?
2022-04-21 at 2:36 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Incorrect. REAL men don't have the time to piss around with a wildebeest…They want to get home to a clean house, have a beer poured and ready and dinner already in process. Then silence unless she's spoken to, none of that "boring" chit chat that women like to engage in such was "I saw Mary in town today she was telling me blah blah fucking blahhhh" or "I was watching the news at lunchtime and saw all that stuff about Russia starting WW3…"
No, a real man wants a house servant who shuts up, sucked dick and can make a great roast dinner.
I prefer coming home to a mess & a girl playing video games and the meth pipe IS ON THE TABLE which means it was out WHICH MEANS YOU GOT HIGH WITHOUT ME and then the girl says "sorry I was horny and bored :x..." and then I whip out my 9 inch rock and say ARE YA BORED NOW WHY DON'T YOU HIT THAT POOKIE AND GET TO SUCKIN WHILE I TELL YOU ABOUT MY DAY
dinner can wait
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2022-04-21 at 3:07 PM UTC
Dinner can wait
And a band of Tuna wraps up on my plate
Will take me through the hungry night
Through the cold of the day
And I know, I know
Dinner can wait
And all the Gods come down here just to cook for me
And the beef medallion is gonna make me cry
Without peas, without beer
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2022-04-21 at 8:40 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by aldra
gadzooks post a photo
I'm going to lol hard if she's like half your size
She's 5'10" but admittedly pretty dainty.
I prolly could have overpowered her but I didn't really want to.
Originally posted by gadzooks
This is us..
It's a snapchat enhancement, so ya know…
But anyway, I love her more than anything, just sayin'.
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2022-04-21 at 8:42 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by tee hee hee
So whats going on now?
She was denied the ankle bracelet.
She has another court appearance in a few days.
I don't know much about it though because I've been drinking myself into a stupor over guilt and maybe a touch of the PTSD.
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2022-04-21 at 8:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by gadzooks
She's 5'10" but admittedly pretty dainty.
I prolly could have overpowered her but I didn't really want to.
Maybe it’s the enhancement bugging me, I think dark pink hair, lipfillers and eyeshadow would suit her.
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2022-04-21 at 9:04 PM UTC
If she gets out, she's easily attractive enough to risk sticking with, just hide the guns and tread carefully.
Otherwise, keep the photo because an attractive ex works wonders in keeping your next gf on her toes. Just don't tell her why she's inside, because you'll look totally cucked.
2022-04-21 at 9:14 PM UTC
She doesn't look like a killer/kidnapper.
2022-04-21 at 9:55 PM UTC
This is basically what every single woman is like, literally, when your'e a nice guy and give them the time of day and commit a micro-simp like for instance let them to decide where they want to go for dinner. Thats why so many MIGs are TOWing these days because they dont fundamentally understand women on a deep level or by the time they see the light they literally get jaded and wear rose glasses all the time in there cocoon which is where they suck there thumb in the fetus position. MIGTOWs need a spot where they can kick it,A spot where they belong, that's just for them Where MIGTOW ain't gotta get all dressed up and be Hollywood. It's called guy-heaven
Anyway back to a bitch - Literally theres chemicals in there little brains so every time you simp out and let her pick what movie ur gonna watch theres a literal chemical reaction and basically she has to nut-up and up the ante so eventually it ends with her doing a total power play with her 12GA pump or WORSE youre so lucky man you coulda get splattered on the wall. Also every time you do this her testosterone goes up and scientists have measured it because there voice gets deeper and there hairs become more coarse and her oder stinkens and da leg itches
That's why at the end of the day you have to tighten youre belt and pump some iron because if not then she will, and look how it ends every single time .
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2022-04-21 at 10:04 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
What is so dumb about these youngsters chicks or teens is how they care about pointless shit like opinions about their school or stupie meme shit.
2022-04-21 at 10:25 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Wariat
What is so dumb about these youngsters chicks or teens is how they care about pointless shit like opinions about their school or stupie meme shit.
School and the cultural zeitgeist instead of buttplay and gay porn? What low vibration creatures this new generation is rite fuys?
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2022-04-21 at 10:41 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo
Did you write this? It's moving
Yes I call it "Meatloaf"
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