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Folks, my gf held me hostage with a shotgun and proceeded to strike me numerous times

  1. Originally posted by WellHung The topic of Spectral generates a lot of buzz & discussion in these forums. If nothing else, Speckles is great for our ratings.

    I never asked for fame.
  2. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I never asked for fame.

    Sometimes, even if we don't ask, we still receive.
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I read the list again, and reiterate that I use none of those things.

    You don't use electricity, the internet, water or trash pickup? You keep all your trash in your apartment? You must have An amazingly poor understanding of what services are provided publicly, most people start to grasp these as a teenager. A bit of a late bloomer are ya?
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  4. Originally posted by Sudo You don't use electricity, the internet, water or trash pickup? You keep all your trash in your apartment? You must have An amazingly poor understanding of what services are provided publicly, most people start to grasp these as a teenager. A bit of a late bloomer are ya?

    Not to mention passive use of societies services...I'm guessing he didn't build his own apartment...those construction guys got the materials there using the public roads etc...the factories that made those materials used societies electrical/water etc etc infrastructure...
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    It's a pretty self centered, immature and naive way of thinking that's for sure. You don't get to pretend society doesn't exist and you don't have any part of it just because you feel disconnected from it because you contribute very little and are assessed very low according the metrics society uses to judge people. Whether you like it or not you're stuck here and truth be told spectral wouldn't last any longer on his own in the woods than the average birkenstock wearing latte drinking soi boi
  6. Originally posted by Sudo It's a pretty self centered, immature and naive way of thinking that's for sure. You don't get to pretend society doesn't exist and you don't have any part of it just because you feel disconnected from it because you contribute very little and are assessed very low according the metrics society uses to judge people. Whether you like it or not you're stuck here and truth be told spectral wouldn't last any longer on his own in the woods than the average birkenstock wearing latte drinking soi boi

    Please. I've never eaten avocado toast in my life.
  7. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    My mom makes it with cheese when i was younger.

    Grilled cheese with avacado-open face

    Same fucking thing
  8. I didn't even know what an Avocado was till I was 29 and came to America. The closest we got to vegetables in grim England was Joey Deacon.

  9. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I didn't even know what an Avocado was till I was 29 and came to America.

    probably because they were created by the government within the past few decades
  10. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I didn't even know what an Avocado was till I was 29 and came to America. The closest we got to vegetables in grim England was Joey Deacon.


    Who's this bloke..taken all of his thunder away!
  11. Every kid in 80s England knew joey...calling someone a "joey" back then was as prevalent as calling someone a "retard" today...

    "What a fucking Joey..."
  12. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster probably because they were created by the government within the past few decades

    Again. Hippy era shit.

    I bet Portland Oregon steals credit for it's creation like "keep (incert your town here) weird"
  13. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    hold me hostage and beat me with the butt of ur shotgun mommy
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  14. *shotgun-wielding Mommy appears*
  15. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lodger Free Again. Hippy era shit.

    I bet Portland Oregon steals credit for it's creation like "keep (incert your town here) weird"

    Fuck Portland Oregon and fuck your hippy mother
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    This thread is officially about avacados and calling people Joey now.
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by A College Professor This is basically what every single woman is like, literally, when your'e a nice guy and give them the time of day and commit a micro-simp like for instance let them to decide where they want to go for dinner. Thats why so many MIGs are TOWing these days because they dont fundamentally understand women on a deep level or by the time they see the light they literally get jaded and wear rose glasses all the time in there cocoon which is where they suck there thumb in the fetus position. MIGTOWs need a spot where they can kick it,A spot where they belong, that's just for them Where MIGTOW ain't gotta get all dressed up and be Hollywood. It's called guy-heaven

    Anyway back to a bitch - Literally theres chemicals in there little brains so every time you simp out and let her pick what movie ur gonna watch theres a literal chemical reaction and basically she has to nut-up and up the ante so eventually it ends with her doing a total power play with her 12GA pump or WORSE youre so lucky man you coulda get splattered on the wall. Also every time you do this her testosterone goes up and scientists have measured it because there voice gets deeper and there hairs become more coarse and her oder stinkens and da leg itches

    That's why at the end of the day you have to tighten youre belt and pump some iron because if not then she will, and look how it ends every single time .

    This is actually frighteningly accurate given even more context that I didn't mention.

    She has always dated guys that were abusive towards her, including one psychopath that hit her on the regular.

    I was the only one she ever dated who didn't have a criminal record.

    She kinda referred to our relationship as a sort of experiment since she's definitely got a type and I don't really fit that type at all.

    I had my own theories similar to what you bring up that I started forming after she stopped fucking me. It was also at the same time she started demeaning me more in arguments and trying to make me do more shit for her.

    This shit was psychological warfare that escalated to a full blown hostage situation.

    It's especially tragic because I really did love her and I know that on some level she genuinely loved me, but her fucking evolutionary instincts and psychopathology all kicked in and everything got fucked.

    💔
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  18. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    take a bunch of research chemicals and stab her 72 times
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  19. WellHung Black Hole
    what a fucking joey
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    did she ever try to peg you
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