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  1. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Lol, born with a spoon, in a house with no hot water or inside toilet for the first 7yrs of my life and a father who was constantly on strike because..stupid unions

    i recant all accusations of you being middle class. i mean, that's fucking hardship for someone your age

    imagine taking a shit on a cold winter's night, or getting the runs and having to hunt for the back door key.

    unimaginable horrors
  2. Not to mention the fucking spiders in that outhouse.

    ETA: We kept a bucket inside during the winter for pissing in at night rather than going to the outhouse, my dad would just piss out of the top bedroom window though so there was a permanent piss stain down the front wall of the house.
  3. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not to mention the fucking spiders in that outhouse.

    ETA: We kept a bucket inside during the winter for pissing in at night rather than going to the outhouse, my dad would just piss out of the top bedroom window though so there was a permanent piss stain down the front wall of the house.

    your dad sounds like an assertive self-assured man. a man's house is his castle, and a castle should have a moat.
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  4. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Obbe Elon Musk is getting out-trolled—on his own platform

    I bet nothing will be done to arrest the people who did this. little will be put into it.

    On a good note, the buy back made a good profit I'm sure for new investors or those who sold first
  5. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by troon your dad sounds like an assertive self-assured man. a man's house is his castle, and a castle should have a moat.

    our town had a moat.
  6. Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by slide22 our town had a moat.

    your mom's pussy is a moat
  7. Originally posted by slide22 our town had a moat.

    They call those rainwater ditches here in Houston.
  8. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They call those rainwater ditches here in Houston.

    the Panama Canal was designed by the same firm that dredged out the marsh land of Oakland California to create an Island for shipping ports. the island has 3 draw bridges on it's northeastern side and one on the southern side of it. and also the firm that built the Holland Tunnel in NYC built an Identical tunnel (though much shorter) between the Island and the city of Oakland.

    so the joke is it has a Moat because it has draw bridges and is also seen as a racist joke by people in Oakland in which at the time was mostly blacks living in East Oakland who said that the island would raise its draw bridges at night time to prevent them from coming into the island. but it was usually only one draw bridge to prevent heavy traffic early morning hours onto the main downtown business district. so yeah, in short. to prevent break-ins and a quick get-away onto the main freeway
  9. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Someone on government handouts talking about paying taxes…

    But no, that's not how it works, even if you hadn't paid 1 cent in taxes, you'd still get healthcare under a national healthcare system.

    I dont get free healthcare and it's not a handout, require a lot of paperwork. I don't get either including healthcare because I am too lazy to do the paperwork and think paperwork is gay, just shut up and take my money you stupid paperheaded kikes, or give it to me.

    But yeah I'll take the taxpayers money, they are all niggers that think cocaine should be illegal and if I could take more BY POINT OF KNIFE I would, but the cops are fags, THEFT IS ECONOMIC ACTIVITY YOU COMMUNISTS!!!
  10. The kicker is it's not even health care. It's just a place where people go to be eliminated from society for profit.
  11. Ghost Black Hole
    I asked for the suicide special and they told me I need to schedule with a psychologist first

    ??????

    Talk about bad service, sheesh.

    I believe that is what is known as a "high cost to acquire customer" but because it's forced upon us through taxes and voting for people that pass random shit we didn't specifically agree too, it doesn't have to be profitable. They can run a failed idea into the ground for decades until they need to "cut spending"

    Great system fuys



    If government was market based and operated like a business these people would all be out on their asses rattling a tin cup
    Politicians get elected on "promises" what can they promise to spend money on
    How about creating value instead of allocating it?



    OH MAN TRUMP BIDEN DID WAY MORE IN OFFICE THEY PASSED 69420 FEDERAL FUNDING BILLS PUSHING THE MONEY FROM THE jedi FUND TO THE ISIS WALL MILITARY COVID BUDGET AND RAISED LOWER TAXES FOR THE TOP AND BOTTOM TO MAKE IT ALL HAPPEN OH MAN THAT'S WAY MORE BIG NUMBER THAN OBAMA!!
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
  13. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra

    chaos monkeys was shit. i expected a lot more from him but gave up. there were no insights, just filler. a bit like that 'tweet'.

    people will rationalize musk's autism in all sorts of ways, probably even musk himself. we all do it. twitter's just a website.
  14. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra

    I would reply

    Who pays the server bill,. The users?
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by troon chaos monkeys was shit. i expected a lot more from him but gave up. there were no insights, just filler. a bit like that 'tweet'.

    people will rationalize musk's autism in all sorts of ways, probably even musk himself. we all do it. twitter's just a website.



    Originally posted by Ghost I would reply

    Who pays the server bill,. The users?

    all he's saying is that Musk represents the old-world 'entrepreneurs' who care about efficiency and productivity making a comeback against the new 'social professionals' who want the workplace to feel like a 'home' and care about gay shit like diversity and inclusivity.

    if he can openly show that the company is doing better after kicking them all out it might be a turning point for the 'tech' industry in general (though I personally doubt it).


    also I found the reference to the 'skittles-hair people' amusing, though I prefer the term aposematic
  16. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Is speedy parker dead? Havent seen him post in like a week
  17. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra the new 'social professionals' who want the workplace to feel like a 'home' and care about gay shit like diversity and inclusivity.

    i remember working at a startup like this. it was a culture shock, i fucking hated it. it creeped me the fuck out. like sofas, playstation, most people in visually offensive shirts, and the most superficial interactions in appropriately sanctioned phrasing.

    i still get a visceral reaction just thinking about it. their product was fucking shit because they made the most obviously absurd design decisions that were borderline sabotage. it was cringe watching them trying to demo this product that broke for the simplest reasons that they were too invested in to fix.

    i hate these people with a passion.
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  18. Originally posted by troon i remember working at a startup like this. it was a culture shock, i fucking hated it. it creeped me the fuck out. like sofas, playstation, most people in visually offensive shirts, and the most superficial interactions in appropriately sanctioned phrasing.

    i still get a visceral reaction just thinking about it. their product was fucking shit because they made the most obviously absurd design decisions that were borderline sabotage. it was cringe watching them trying to demo this product that broke for the simplest reasons that they were too invested in to fix.

    i hate these people with a passion.

    perfect venue for workplace shooting.
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Obbe Even if we accept the proposition that all ignorance is bliss, this does not mean all bliss is ignorance.

    No, it just means you're ignorant
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