Heres a way I thought of to launder money.

1. 2017-02-07 at 5:37 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Buy some expensive jedielry with cash with no paper trail in another city. Then just say you found it, and sell it.
2. 2017-02-07 at 5:38 AM UTC

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   snab_snib African Astronaut
   what drugs are you on
3. 2017-02-07 at 5:56 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It's good for a one off or something but the IRS will buttsex you if you try to be too clever.
   
   The best way to launder large amounts is still to simply set up a cash business.
4. 2017-02-07 at 5:58 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Takes money to launder money.
5. 2017-02-08 at 1:34 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Go to the bank with a duffel bag full of gold you buy with drug money from ebay over 10 years and say your grandpa left you a map and you dug it up (only if they ask though)
6. 2017-02-08 at 1:49 AM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga
   My friend's dad sold mad weed over the course of 20 some odd years he just filed his taxes as a professional gambler to my knowledge everyone bought it since he never went to prison.
7. 2017-02-08 at 2:10 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   the washers in my apt complex only cost like a $1.25
8. 2017-02-08 at 2:31 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   i just leave it in my pockets when i toss my clothes in the washing machine