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  1. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Sudo Where would you say you rank on the bell curve of polish intelligence?

    you are a white muslim. It hit me why you are so against nazis or white priders and true europeans.
  2. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Groceries is coming to Ireland!

    When she said she was coming I was happy, but then I started thinking about things, her moods, her shitty behaviour, her Ukrainian rudeness, her East-European Bitch-Queen attitude, etc. My Mom would murder her, literally murder her. Even for me after more than a week with her I feel fed up and want her to leave. She is the sort of girl who will wake you up at night because she wants you to kiss her, and then won't let you go back asleep because she wants to fight with you for 5 hours about nothing.

    Eventually she changed her mind and said she had to go to Kyiv to sort out some forms related to her apartment. I was glad to be honest. Dropped her off at the bus back to Lviv. She then got the train back from there to Kyiv. It's very hard to get train journeys into Ukraine now, they are booked up with American celebrities and scrap metal NATO equipment. Plus there are more people returning to Ukraine now than going the other way.



    We visited the salt mines in Krakow. They have entire cathedrals down there, hewn out of the rock.



    Girl rubbing her ferret, which is a Leonardo DaVinci painting. Pretty shit painting to be honest. Behind a massive slab of glass.
  3. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster i saw in a thread you date someone called "groceries girl", surely she has you covered for groceries?

    She's the Ukrainian refugee, that's the joke. She really doesn't appreciate being called a refugee though.

    Of course she went home with a big bag of groceries.
  4. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Donald Trump She's the Ukrainian refugee, that's the joke. She really doesn't appreciate being called a refugee though.

    Of course she went home with a big bag of groceries.

    U should write off all the money u spend on her on ur taxes and say it's for refugee charitable support or something
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  5. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster U should write off all the money u spend on her on ur taxes and say it's for refugee charitable support or something

    I might try. I should start an NGO to support her. She eats more cheese, pistachios and smoked/salted salmon than you would believe possible.
  6. Donald Trump Black Hole
    This trip was her coming of age as a Ukrainian thot bitch queen, she got her first iPhone. Of course an iPhone 13 Pro Max, not for any technological reasons, but just cos it is big and has the three cameras all Ukrainian bitches want to show off with. I had to take a few drinks before I went to buy it for her. A disgusting waste of money.
  7. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Worth it though, when I gave her the iPhone I think that was the closest I have seen her come to orgasming so far.
  8. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I might try. I should start an NGO to support her. She eats more cheese, pistachios and smoked/salted salmon than you would believe possible.

    how bad do her farts smell after that combo?
  9. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster how bad do her farts smell after that combo?

    Not bad. Processed food is what makes farts smell bad, and she eats fairly healthy (just too much).
  10. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Not bad. Processed food is what makes farts smell bad, and she eats fairly healthy (just too much).

    shucks
  11. Originally posted by Donald Trump Worth it though, when I gave her the iPhone I think that was the closest I have seen her come to orgasming so far.

    should have gave her during sex.
  12. Donald Trump Black Hole


    Like a pair of prancing merry jedi faggots straight out of the hunger games, Zelensky and Trudeau awarded a dog called Patron a medal for courage for some fake shit the other day in some poncy palace in Kyiv.



    Meanwhile real, actual Ukrainian men are dying in ditches, spending their lives for those fags so they can do their ridiculous shit, being turned into hamburger meat by infinite Red Army artillery being directed to target by $600 DJI drones and $50 Baofeng radios.

    Groceries girl hates Zelensky, always has, even before the war.
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  13. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny should have gave her during sex.

    Sex doesn't get close. Sometimes when I lick her out for long enough I think she might be getting there, if I had given her the phone at just the right time then she might just have gotten over the edge, although she might just have squeezed her legs together and exploded my head like a watermelon. Soy brains all over the ceiling.
  14. Originally posted by Donald Trump Sex doesn't get close. Sometimes when I lick her out for long enough I think she might be getting there, if I had given her the phone at just the right time then she might just have gotten over the edge, although she might just have squeezed her legs together and exploded my head like a watermelon. Soy brains all over the ceiling.

    she looks like she could handle an AK and lob a handful of genades.
  15. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny she looks like she could handle an AK and lob a handful of genades.

    She's a low-key Russian sympathiser.
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition



    if you can't make it to the border, just take the border with you
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  17. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra


    if you can't make it to the border, just take the border with you

    That is the border, it's just they probably never had the funds to properly demarcate it from the Ukrainian side before. Every penny the Ukrainians get gets stolen.

    This is pure Ukrainian selfie culture though. They take their photos very seriously. Groceries always wants photos of wherever she goes and whatever she does.

    So these Ukrainian soldiers literally carry their border post with them to risk their life to get a selfie at it.

    If there were Russian soldiers at the Russian border would they have shot at the Ukrainian soldiers? I don't even think they would, unless they were ordered to why would they? That's the weird thing about this war.
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yeah if that's true that's even weirder

    Originally posted by Donald Trump If there were Russian soldiers at the Russian border would they have shot at the Ukrainian soldiers? I don't even think they would, unless they were ordered to why would they? That's the weird thing about this war.

    probably not previously, but they're more on edge now due to the random shelling
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Technologist You’re terminally a Nazi, soooo….

    You're terminally ignorant
  20. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ja.

    Fuk u u Nazi puke
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