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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Luhansk: 83% yes
    Donetsk : 91% yes
    Kherson: 63% yes
    Zaporozhia: 66% yes

    With armed invading troops "guarding" the polls.

  2. Donald Trump Black Hole


    Someone has been sabotaging the Nordstream pipelines, which carry Russian gas to Europe. My money is on salty balts.

    You can't protect thousand mile long pipelines or fibre optic lines from a determined attacker no matter what you do.
  3. Originally posted by Donald Trump

    Someone has been sabotaging the Nordstream pipelines, which carry Russian gas to Europe. My money is on salty balts.

    You can't protect thousand mile long pipelines or fibre optic lines from a determined attacker no matter what you do.

    Sure you can. You could pump a shipment of nitroglycerine through the pipe every couple of hours.
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    Someone has been sabotaging the Nordstream pipelines, which carry Russian gas to Europe. My money is on salty balts.

    You can't protect thousand mile long pipelines or fibre optic lines from a determined attacker no matter what you do.

    Who is salty balls?
  5. Donald Trump Black Hole

  6. Send a shipment of 5,000 highly-trained electric eels through pipe every couple of hours, and their specialty would be coordinated attacks.
  7. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley fake election



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker With armed invading troops "guarding" the polls.


    Election deniers
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  8. Donald Trump Black Hole


    Looks like either Danes, Germans or Poles did it. Will be difficult to figure out who, I'm guessing all you need is a strong boat, a long rope and a good heavy anchor. Once you turn AIS off no one can track you.
  9. The CIA did it, alongside the US Navy.
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    Looks like either Danes, Germans or Poles did it. Will be difficult to figure out who, I'm guessing all you need is a strong boat, a long rope and a good heavy anchor. Once you turn AIS off no one can track you.

    Yeah cuz the Germans want to cut their main feeding tube.
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The CIA did it, alongside the US Navy.

    That is more plausible, minus actual US Navy vessels, than Danes, Germans, or anyone from the same nation as Wariat.

    What most people have never heard of though are the U.S. Navy so called black fleets. There are 5 of them.
  12. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker What most people have never heard of though are the U.S. Navy so called black fleets. There are 5 of them.


    I know, I took the lead in creating it.
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  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump
    I know, I took the lead in creating it.

    It's been a thing linger than that.
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    Apparently explosions were registered on seismic detectors when the pipeline was hit, so it must have been someone who had access to military kit (I assume a simple rupture wouldn't cause an seismic event).

    It'll take all winter to fix this shit, and they'll have to pump out the salt water and fix the corrosion of a big portion of the pipes. It's a huge deal.
  15. Originally posted by Speedy Parker With armed invading troops "guarding" the polls.


    and with US made shells raining down on polling centers.

    this was as real as democracy gets. no "americans" ever had to go out to vote under artillery fire. they dont even dare to come out and vote because someones got the flu.

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  16. Originally posted by Donald Trump

    Looks like either Danes, Germans or Poles did it. Will be difficult to figure out who, I'm guessing all you need is a strong boat, a long rope and a good heavy anchor. Once you turn AIS off no one can track you.

    who bono ?
  17. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Yeah cuz the Germans want to cut their main feeding tube.

    ja, that was why nordstream 2 was halted by the germans.

    and this happened just a few days after putin has said all the germans need to do to get russian gas is to turn on the taps on the nordstream 2.
  18. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny who bono ?

  19. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny who bono ?



    ego
  20. Originally posted by Donald Trump

    whoa shes ugly now.
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