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  1. Kafka sweaty
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  2. Originally posted by Kafka Vinny change your DP

    whats dp ?
  3. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny whats dp ?

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  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    he's just going to change it to something worse
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  6. Dick Pic. Wants an updated one.
  7. Originally posted by Kafka I only noticed what it was recently and feel grossed out I’ve been seeing dicks subliminally this whole time

    if this is the case you'll definitely love the old one.
  8. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka I only noticed what it was recently and feel grossed out I’ve been seeing dicks subliminally this whole time

    aren't u used to having penises in ur face by now?
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  11. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Kafka He wanted sex and I said no because I don't want him to cheat on his gf. We just cuddled and smoked weed, he's away back home to her now, BUT HE'S LEFT HIS PHONE HERE. I turned it off, not going to look at it, but this is trouble because I have to go to London first thing in the morning and can't call round at his. I'm having mini anxiety, will be up all night.



    guys i actually had a similar situation with an asian 17 yr old (yes most likely would rim) when i still lived in cupertino ca and took this course for one day thend ripped it called photoshop. it as in summer at the community college de anza i believe in cupertino and we sat next to each other. i as sos tupid then and had a record as a sex offender guys so i as tripid. basically she left her phone and email and all right in front of me i think she either ent to restroom or i dont remember what. maybe she just had it on and let me use it forgot but i never showed up again never used it and just forgot about her and it. later i still jerk off to the thoughts of her coming over at 17 (me like 26-28 at the time) and rimming. but this was before i was 28 or my first rimjob.
  12. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Wariat guys i actually had a similar situation with an asian 17 yr old (yes most likely would rim) when i still lived in cupertino ca and took this course for one day thend ripped it called photoshop. it as in summer at the community college de anza i believe in cupertino and we sat next to each other. i as sos tupid then and had a record as a sex offender guys so i as tripid. basically she left her phone and email and all right in front of me i think she either ent to restroom or i dont remember what. maybe she just had it on and let me use it forgot but i never showed up again never used it and just forgot about her and it. later i still jerk off to the thoughts of her coming over at 17 (me like 26-28 at the time) and rimming. but this was before i was 28 or my first rimjob.

    Bro focus on ur fucking sentences when u talk, u ramble off on random tangents like Joe Biden and don't make any goddamn sense
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  13. Originally posted by Rape Monster aren't u used to having penises in ur face by now?

    Look not everybody gets as easily accustomed to it as you did ok.
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  14. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by frala Look not everybody gets as easily accustomed to it as you did ok.

    I sucked my own from a young age
  15. Just shit and piss all over his bed and face and everything, just start shitting and pissing and try to get it everywhere, be as messy as possible, pull down your pants and sit on his knee, start kissing him and just release and shit and piss all over his knee and lap and bear hug him to you so he cannot move and just urine a poopoo his whole lap and pants and chair and shuffle your ass around and grind it into his clothes and make sure he gets real shitty and pissy and you leave ur markings everywhere and he will go away and won't use you to cheat again.
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  16. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Just shit and piss all over his bed and face and everything, just start shitting and pissing and try to get it everywhere, be as messy as possible, pull down your pants and sit on his knee, start kissing him and just release and shit and piss all over his knee and lap and bear hug him to you so he cannot move and just urine a poopoo his whole lap and pants and chair and shuffle your ass around and grind it into his clothes and make sure he gets real shitty and pissy and you leave ur markings everywhere and he will go away and won't use you to cheat again.

    god i wish a girl would do that to me
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  17. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Just shit and piss all over his bed and face and everything, just start shitting and pissing and try to get it everywhere, be as messy as possible, pull down your pants and sit on his knee, start kissing him and just release and shit and piss all over his knee and lap and bear hug him to you so he cannot move and just urine a poopoo his whole lap and pants and chair and shuffle your ass around and grind it into his clothes and make sure he gets real shitty and pissy and you leave ur markings everywhere and he will go away and won't use you to cheat again.

    No no no it has to be on Face or head no laps. Also smear it on face mouth etc make him est it,
  18. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    How many if u had a girk fart loud long in ur face?
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  19. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Wariat How many if u had a girk fart loud long in ur face?

    i had a girl do this while i was eating her out and it smelled like boiled cabbage and fish
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kafka He wanted sex and I said no because I don't want him to cheat on his gf. We just cuddled and smoked weed, he's away back home to her now, BUT HE'S LEFT HIS PHONE HERE. I turned it off, not going to look at it, but this is trouble because I have to go to London first thing in the morning and can't call round at his.


    why put yourself in this situation in the first place
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