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What do you want played at your funeral?

  1. #21
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I used to talk about this subject with people but it's a subject that's always changing. I remember hearing "bright side" from Monty pythons life of Brian was one of the most popular in the UK and I believe Gary Jules "mad world" is too.

    I always thought street spirit by radio head is a great funeral song but almost TOO great. It really depends on a few things and could change overtime. I went to a funeral last year and they played an inappropriate song although it was a song she liked.

    Good question but a subject very easy to overthink
  2. #22
    Kafka sweaty
    My sister says she doesn’t want Eminem played at her funeral but that’s all I remember her listening to growing up so it’s happening.

    As for me idk if it’s good for a funeral but my favourite song is smack my bitch up by the prodigy.
  3. #23
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    On repeat:



    Also I want there to be free fent laced xans by the door
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  4. #24
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I wonder if I asked for a posthumous face tat in my will if they could find a tattooist who’d do it.
  5. #25
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    GOTHBOI CLIQUE
  6. #26
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Absolutely none of this is happening
  7. #27
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    >:(
  8. #28
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I’m writing you out of my will. I’ll find an heir who will ink up the face of a corpse
  9. #29
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hey guise just a job update I'm actually a posthumous face tattooer now I'm really good at it too but lol oops wrong thread, as you were sorry!
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  10. #30
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Bad idea
  11. #31
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    have you ever had to point your finger in disgust toward the shower and exclaim to frala to wash her cooch because the weeks of grimed up vaginal fluids built up a stagnant odor so repulsive it may have lead to domestic violence?
  12. #32
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by STER0S have you ever had to point your finger in disgust toward the shower and tell frala to wash her coochie because the weeks of grimed up vaginal fluids built up a stagnant odor so repulsive it may have lead to domestic violence?

    Nigger. You need therapy.
  13. #33
    Kafka sweaty
    This is the saddest thing I listen to but I don’t want people to be sad: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zxqUKc7pc40
  14. #34
    Originally posted by Lanny I wonder if I asked for a posthumous face tat in my will if they could find a tattooist who’d do it.

    Part of my instructions to my friends were that if i die without a tattoo, they needed to bring someone to ink my corpse
  15. #35
    Originally posted by Kafka This is the saddest thing I listen to but I don’t want people to be sad: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zxqUKc7pc40

    I forgot to post this last night

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  16. #36
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    Originally posted by Lanny GOTHBOI CLIQUE

    You forgot the most transcendent of peep funeral jams



    WHEN I DIE BURY ME WITH ALL MY ICE ONNNN
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  17. #37
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Xxxtentacion has some really good funeral Jams too, sad! Being one of them
  18. #38
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Bury me a G by young Jeezy was what I would have said when I was on my Yung shit, dumb shit, where I'm from shit, riding around my hood all day wit my gun shit
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  19. #39
    Nothing.

    Burn me, put me in an urn and spread my ashes in the woods and fields around the Irwell valley where I played as a young-son-of-a-bitch-fella-me-lad.
  20. #40
    If I had any real friends I'd have one of them reenact a scene from my favorite western and drag my corpse on a sled across the country n bury me under a tree by a lil river somewhere in Texas.

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