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What do you want played at your funeral?

  1. #1
    Meikai African Astronaut
    Amazing Grace? Party Rock by LMFAO? Lemme know. I have a couple ideas I guess. I kinda just want them to throw my body in the forest somewhere, but if they've gotta have a lil shindig to mourn me (not that many people would really want to), I think deciding on music for the event is probably the most important thing anyone can do for themselves. You may be 19 and think you're going to live forever, but on the off chance that you don't... that's the one thing you should probably get in order.
  2. #2
    Bradley victim of incest
    War With Us NBA YOUNGBOY
    Ballad of a Dead Soulja TUPAC
    Keep Your Rifle by Your Side - Hope County Choir
    Death Enclaimed NBA YOUNGBOY

    These are my favorite four songs.
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    Bradley victim of incest
    It has been assumed, by me, I will most likely die of homicide by the way.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Probably just the entire Frank Zappa discography one time real quick.
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  5. #5
    General Butt.Naked African Astronaut
    I used to have a funeral playlist on YT lol
  6. #6
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I used to have a funeral playlist on YT lol

    And you still do, but you used to, too?
  7. #7
    Solstice Space Nigga
    I'm putting in my will that I don't want a funeral, seems like a bunch of bullshit. Just grind me up and turn me into dog food or fertilizer.
  8. #8
    General Butt.Naked African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ And you still do, but you used to, too?

    I think i deleted the playlist. I made one for my other dead friends tho, so same deal i guess.
  9. #9
    Meikai African Astronaut
    I think the thing that fucks me up is nobody who'd throw a funeral for me actually knows about me? It'd have to be my parents, and that's basically just a perfunctory act in the process of their mourning. Any family who showed up would show up for their sake. So if I choose a song, it will be the only thing anyone there really has to connect with me - the person who actually died. That's simultaneously weak af and also a kind of infinite power over their emotions. They will only care about who I actually was insofar as it relates to my parents' mourning, but a significantly emotional song can fucking break them and at least remind them that I was a person once. *sigh*
  10. #10
    General Butt.Naked African Astronaut
    sufficiently melancholy for my tastes

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  11. #11
    Meikai African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice I'm putting in my will that I don't want a funeral, seems like a bunch of bullshit. Just grind me up and turn me into dog food or fertilizer.

    I'd like to do this, but funerals aren't for the dead. They're for the living. It's like writing in your will "don't cry that I'm dead" - it's just a massive imposition upon the living, and probably actively harmful for them.
  12. #12
    General Butt.Naked African Astronaut
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  13. #13
    Meikai African Astronaut


    This is top of my list, but nothing is set in stone I guess. I used to listen to Blind Melon on my phone and quietly sing along when I was homeless and panhandling. Not quite busking, really, I wasn't a performer, but I'd get more money when I was fucked up enough to do that.

    Simple Man is another choice. Possibly the Shinedown cover.

    Basically: if you can find a song you like on YouTube, and there are just DEPRESSING FUCKING COMMENTS as far as the eye can see, it's a good song for a funeral.
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    General Butt.Naked African Astronaut
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  15. #15
    General Butt.Naked African Astronaut
    Im going through jeffs funeral playlist. First one was from michelles i think. Didnt end up making one for mike because his other friends wanted to put some kinda dubstep in the slide show
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    General Butt.Naked African Astronaut
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    General Butt.Naked African Astronaut
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    pouyr one out for ya goy

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I'd like "Fishin' Blues" by Taj Mahal played at my funeral and "GONE FISHING" etched on my tombstone.


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