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2022-01-27 at 10:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by cigreting I think youve called the wrong person the cuck, dumbass.
Also why didnt you reply when i called out your bullshit accusations in the other thread?
How come you never respond to my posts and just follow me around furiously quoting my posts then dissappear? You went on about some obviously fake story about the last girlfriend you had and I asked you how hard she would laugh to know that you haven't had sex in a decade after her.
So what's your answer? How hard would she laugh from stitches to side splitting how much of her torso would rip? Is being laughed at by women keeping you from "putting yourself out there?" It's very unlikely with all your anxieties and insecurities that you would be able to achieve an erection and after that, likely be premature. You could always get some viagra but WHAT IF IT DOESNT WORK? Then she tells all her friends about it, calls you a creep and to make matters worse STEALS $5 FROM YOUR WALLET BECAUSE YOU ARE SUCH A LITTLE BITCH UNDESERVING OF ANYONES RESPECT.
I see your quandary now and I feel bad for you. This is why I'm offering to buy you a prostitute so you are less of an angsty, insecure little bitch. It's either prostitute or become Malice, the choice is up to you. I'm sorry you are in such dire financial straits but your rich uncle Sudo will provide you with some spillover pussy. I'll pay extra for one to be extra kind and gentle with your flower and will make sure they don't make you nervous and trigger you
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2022-01-27 at 11:01 PM UTC
Originally posted by cigreting I just dont like liberals and demorats. They are tearing this country apart and thats a fact, they only destroy.
I think its hilarious that sudo wont tell his bitch he lost his job and savings and see if she sticks around.
He actually thinks women love men for who they are and not what they do and provide.
Just look at what young hot bitches do, they find older guys with resources to extort.
Womens value is their youth, beauty, and fertility. A mans value is what he can provide. I challenge anyone to prove otherwise.
And its not that i dont like you, its that i dont find your posts infomative or funny.
Your last paragraph makes me laugh, just remember those are your words, ive never said anything like that. Ive said my overall goal is to accumulate enough money to retire early and do whatever the fuck i please, sorry if that offends you or makes you jealous that i have some goals in life. Take care now
Totally destroyed Sudo here, I'd be surprised if he doesn't relapse and start slamming smack into his groin.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-27 at 11:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by cigreting I just dont like liberals and demorats. They are tearing this country apart and thats a fact, they only destroy.
I think its hilarious that sudo wont tell his bitch he lost his job and savings and see if she sticks around.
He actually thinks women love men for who they are and not what they do and provide.
Just look at what young hot bitches do, they find older guys with resources to extort.
Womens value is their youth, beauty, and fertility. A mans value is what he can provide. I challenge anyone to prove otherwise.
And its not that i dont like you, its that i dont find your posts infomative or funny.
Your last paragraph makes me laugh, just remember those are your words, ive never said anything like that. Ive said my overall goal is to accumulate enough money to retire early and do whatever the fuck i please, sorry if that offends you or makes you jealous that i have some goals in life. Take care now
I don't normally do this but I'm diagnosing you with autism over the internet. There is no other excuse for this post. Take 2 .45s to the head and call me in the mourning -
2022-01-27 at 11:11 PM UTC
Originally posted by cigreting And its not that i dont like you, its that i dont find your posts infomative or funny.
Your last paragraph makes me laugh, just remember those are your words, ive never said anything like that.
Ok well you said that at some point but I'm glad to see you've come around.
If I'm not funny what the hell kind of lofty standards of humor do you adhere to? Or maybe my humor isn't uptight enough? Or you more of a Bill Burr fan that angry at the world and women style of humor?
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2022-01-27 at 11:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Totally destroyed Sudo here, I'd be surprised if he doesn't relapse and start slamming smack into his groin.
I thanked this post because I thought you were being sarcastic but after seeing you thanked his post it appears you and fagging are just united in butthurt and that's even funnier so THE THANKS REMAINSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-27 at 11:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo I thanked this post because I thought you were being sarcastic but after seeing you thanked his post it appears you and fagging are just united in butthurt and that's even funnier so THE THANKS REMAINS
No I think you're right he was being sarcastic. There's no way he couldn't be with that post. Right??? Please tell me I'm right. -
2022-01-27 at 11:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Who are your top three favorite comedians? That'll probably tell me everything I need to know. Don't lie!
Have you ever done an open mic night? I'd fucking love to do that, there are at least 2 comedy clubs in my city and I think I could make things dark and awkward very quickly and eventually win them over. I would love to experience bombimg because every comedian says it's good for the soul.
Sorry for quick mix posting all over this thread, my modafinil wore off heyooooooo -
2022-01-27 at 11:23 PM UTCOctittian why did you thank my post? If you think I’m calling Sudo a cuck you’re wrong.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-27 at 11:24 PM UTC
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2022-01-27 at 11:26 PM UTC
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2022-01-27 at 11:27 PM UTCwellhung and wario should lose their thread-making privilegesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-27 at 11:28 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-27 at 11:31 PM UTC
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2022-01-27 at 11:32 PM UTC
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2022-01-27 at 11:34 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo Have you ever done an open mic night? I'd fucking love to do that, there are at least 2 comedy clubs in my city and I think I could make things dark and awkward very quickly and eventually win them over. I would love to experience bombimg because every comedian says it's good for the soul.
Sorry for quick mix posting all over this thread, my modafinil wore off heyooooooo
I have not done an open mic night and can easily admit that my confidence levels right now would not allow it. Maybe if I had the proper amount of Xanax or something but fun fact- I've never used it so I wouldn't even know. The only drug I've ever used to make me less anxious is alcohol and it absolutely does the trick but after I reaxh my magic point I generally just act retarded.
There is a nice little cushion though like 3-6 drinks where I'm in my zone and if I could always be right in that zone I would be amazing and that's just cold hard FAX.
I kind of wish I was FORCED to do stand up because I'd get over the stage fright pretty quick. It's happened before and I used to love speaking or performing on stage in front of a large audience.
Oh the shit winds of change...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-27 at 11:35 PM UTC
Originally posted by frala Octittian why did you thank my post? If you think I’m calling Sudo a cuck you’re wrong.
Oh man I think I figured it out.
Fagging's last girlfriend cheated on him after he was paying for her to go to school. The premature end to their relationship followed by resentments towards the entire female species and like 100 other things. The subtext is clearly there
Cigreting (I know you don't smoke cigarettes, it's a waste of money and makes you a cuck of big tobacco) shit happens, bitches be trifling and its whatever, just stop being so afraid of falling in love with the girl who deflowers you and you won't care that you're not the last dick she ever sees in her life. Just grow up is what I'm saying. I've kinda been cheated on several times before (It's a spectrum like your autism) and you just gotta cut and run and charge it to the game. Right now you are failing at life because you are deathly afraid of getting your heart broken 💔
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2022-01-27 at 11:36 PM UTCI would love to watch you bomb though and I'd help by also not laughing even if I got your jokes just to help intensify the awkward levels and really let you soak it in. That's why Norm is the best of the best. He was up there for himself.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-27 at 11:46 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I have not done an open mic night and can easily admit that my confidence levels right now would not allow it. Maybe if I had the proper amount of Xanax or something but fun fact- I've never used it so I wouldn't even know. The only drug I've ever used to make me less anxious is alcohol and it absolutely does the trick but after I reaxh my magic point I generally just act retarded.
There is a nice little cushion though like 3-6 drinks where I'm in my zone and if I could always be right in that zone I would be amazing and that's just cold hard FAX.
I kind of wish I was FORCED to do stand up because I'd get over the stage fright pretty quick. It's happened before and I used to love speaking or performing on stage in front of a large audience.
Oh the shit winds of change…
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2022-01-27 at 11:46 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I have not done an open mic night and can easily admit that my confidence levels right now would not allow it. Maybe if I had the proper amount of Xanax or something but fun fact- I've never used it so I wouldn't even know. The only drug I've ever used to make me less anxious is alcohol and it absolutely does the trick but after I reaxh my magic point I generally just act retarded.
There is a nice little cushion though like 3-6 drinks where I'm in my zone and if I could always be right in that zone I would be amazing and that's just cold hard FAX.
I kind of wish I was FORCED to do stand up because I'd get over the stage fright pretty quick. It's happened before and I used to love speaking or performing on stage in front of a large audience.
Oh the shit winds of change…
Yea that's like karaoke, you force people to go up by putting them on the spot, you just need the right prodding. Hopefully one of your friends ropes you into doing it because you will reach a new plateau of confidence and hilarity.
I have a good friend who managed to bullshit his way onto giving a proposal to city council about a profitable environmental project he was trying to spearhead. He's an alcoholic but didn't want to drink before going so he took a bunch of Xanax and I remember watching the feed that was posted online of his 40 minute proposal and wondering how anyone couldn't tell he was high. He was speaking super slowly and slurring some words and since the camera was focused only on him, whenever someone else would talk he would exhale and his head would lean forward like he was nodding out. He would have got the project too but he messed up the timeline. I have another friend who did a presentation and got a grand when he was on some benzos and Molly too but he's a bullshit artist.
Anyways, I'm going to send you some videos of me doing stand up for you to critique. It's actually me ripping off norm Macdonalds "me doing stand up" completely tastelessly. RIP. He would be proud of you for tryingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-27 at 11:50 PM UTCFaggots?
