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  1. #41
    Bradley Black Hole
    And I wanna go over there and manipulate a village into making me school teacher and I have some medical training mostly in trauma
    stabilization / gun shots. But I wanna learn more and I don't want like

    There's a huge stereotype that weird looking white men travel across the world to tell you about JESUS or fuck your kids, often both.

    Really. Though. I honestly would just like to date an ethnic woman and make children with her or if I find a tranny/lady girl/ feminine gay guy, I'd pass on the kids and try to make him my BFF or whatever were supposed to call fagunions.

    &&& If I get enough power/friends, I might even be able to swing a wife and a " personal helper" which is what LINCOLN called his homosexual assistant which I think is kinda cute
  2. #42
    Bradley Black Hole
    And I'm aware I'm trading a first World life to live in a one room school house with two ppl who love me but don't love trying to understand me. I'm self taught ok?

    100% Yooutube meilauu so penge ott is Spring
  3. #43
    Bradley Black Hole
    If I die fighting over the price of tweak in a central Asian jungle that's gonna be pretty litty!!!!

    Also guns are like 4 years prison if possession, 12 if you use it in a crime.

    So I'm basically fighting Malnourished 5 foot none skeletons with a machete.

    I play dark souls nigga I ain't scared of SHIT
  4. #44
    Bradley Black Hole
    And I really like when I find non white women who either think all white boys got small dicks or have never been with a white guy and then STRETCH GANG PUT IN WORK

    My ex girlfriend when I first met her outside the corner store in the ghetto (where I like to go to drink and talk) that I'm kinda small and she said is ok cuz I'm really funny, then I got her with the hammer 45 minutes.

    She asked me why I played a joke on her and told her I have a little cock.

    I said idk in porn everyone had huge dicks and I didn't, I never seen anyones boner irl except mine,

    So it's normal size right? I say smiling .


    N folks that's how I pick up women, Jokes, beer out of my back pack, telling them I have a little chockler.

    Sometimes when I'm flossing I gag and I just would think dammmm how she do it¿?????
  5. #45
    Bradley Black Hole

    short guitar poems
  6. #46
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Would u fuck someone who fucks dogs?
  7. #47
    Bradley Black Hole
    I'd call her right now



    If she didn't get a restraining order on ya boiii
  8. #48
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Wariat Would u fuck someone who fucks dogs?

    I really hope that Google can take my words and make them into text cuz I'm definitely not spending like 5 minutes typing out a long-ass text about f****** Loki yeah there was this dude who came over right now the same Loki right Loki's like the evil God that fights Odin or some s*** in the religion right like I say or some s*** anyway so basically lucky like I go up to him anyway they call you Loki right so anyways and s*** we're hanging out this is my boy's house and s*** this is probably like 2 years ago anyway so we're hanging out and s*** right so anyways like building a fishing pole or some cool s*** like I always do this m*********** comes up to me and he's like hey look at this and it's a f****** it's a dog having sex with a dude or I don't remember I was really messed out I looked at like 2 seconds it is either a man having sex with a dog or a dog having sex with a man either way I don't ever show me that s*** again bro this m*********** is literally trying to give me to come out of jail and come live with them and like he'll come pick me up and he'll like suck my dick while he's driving me around and I'm like dude that's really you and s*** but I don't really know how to explain to somebody that I don't want to ever know them again because they have an interest in f****** dogs and having sex with me so that's really f***** up like I could never live with the person like that and then like get a dog cuz I'd always be like oh what are they doing taking that dog for a walk twice and one night you know what I mean that's f***** up I don't want to do that s*** f*** you if you have sex with dogs m***********
  9. #49
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Called me and asked if I was a felon, I said yeah 2011. He said you only listed 2 OWIs I said yeah the first one was a felony.

    So I didn't get the job job just like my mom said would happen a month ago when I walked to the interview in a snow storm.

    I got rid of my breederys animals last night and all my bonsai trees.

    I'm gonna get out of jail, my abandon most of my belongings, and move away to find a job somewhere warm with brown ppl and less Midwestern communal drinking.

    I had 2 beers today. Folks I'm too sad to drink.

    Good luck finding another Job Brad. At least you are trying and life will give you another chance. Chin up buddy!
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  10. #50
    Bradley Black Hole
    Folks this is how I talk in real life if I'm your friend i didn't realize how aggressive I speak

    No wonder non white ppl love me like I'm that blonde gorilla in planet of the apes.

    And even if you don't, just know when colored Women see BRADLEYB They stay honking.

    God bless Martin Luther King JR too

    I like him cuz he also loves interracial creampies
  11. #51
    Bradley Black Hole
    I got my mom a portrait made of us for Christmas with a 1995 photo of us in Tosa

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  12. #52
    Bradley Black Hole


    I AIN'T YO MOMMA DOUGLAS MONKS

    was the funniest hajibobbin hallucination I ever heard of my boy had an angry dead slave living in him that made him get naked.

    Feel free to smile, he'd have wanted you to HAR HARL HE ALL or however you type a kraz laugh
  13. #53
    Bradley Black Hole
    & yes that is a used boofer.
  14. #54
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    What's in that syringe?
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  15. #55
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    This is your Saturn return Bradley. Look it up.

    Make it past this and its downhill from here. I believe mine was age 27 28 when I did my prison sentence with lingering effects still effecting me today.

    It gets better every minute that passes though. Your probably dead in the middle of your Saturn return though.

    Why do you think everyone dies at age 27?

    It's been known for centuries and its just western science that has denounced astrology when it's obviously real.
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  16. #56
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley What's in that syringe?

    about .2 of meth
  17. #57
    Bradley Black Hole
    i had a quarter gram given to me to help me idk be more excited with my life and yea i say it's a good anti depressant, iw atched so much porn bro, i had the tv going on porn, the chrome book on porn, my phone on photos people in my life i want to have sex with orlike to thhinkabout sex i had with and worked it until honestly after about an hour i was tired of giving some dude a handjob even if i was the dude that's a long time and it gets hard
  18. #58
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by RIPtotse This is your Saturn return Bradley. Look it up.

    Make it past this and its downhill from here. I believe mine was age 27 28 when I did my prison sentence with lingering effects still effecting me today.

    It gets better every minute that passes though. Your probably dead in the middle of your Saturn return though.

    Why do you think everyone dies at age 27?

    It's been known for centuries and its just western science that has denounced astrology when it's obviously real.

    I'm 28 bruh, scare someone else. QMR tries doing this shit to me where he's like "28 year olds are gonna die if they don't listen to their elders" and then writes a post longer than mine and then in a week it'll be a repeat but it'll be "i heard what people in wisconsin do"

    but 100 with you, he kinda grew on me, I kinda am starting to see him as like a senile old old uncle who doesn't know he's telling your date about how if we get syphillis like he did we can get rid of it with a lemon and a lighter

    i mean i could be juvenile or i could say Hey Uncle Paul, how you been? How's the kids?
  19. #59
    Bradley Black Hole
    Paul did you go fight in Vietnam? I just realized that if you were a vet I'd feel really bad for making fun of your agent orange or w/e it would be.

    BUT IF YOU'RE NOT
  20. #60
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Bradley I'm 28 bruh, scare someone else. QMR tries doing this shit to me where he's like "28 year olds are gonna die if they don't listen to their elders" and then writes a post longer than mine and then in a week it'll be a repeat but it'll be "i heard what people in wisconsin do"

    but 100 with you, he kinda grew on me, I kinda am starting to see him as like a senile old old uncle who doesn't know he's telling your date about how if we get syphillis like he did we can get rid of it with a lemon and a lighter

    i mean i could be juvenile or i could say Hey Uncle Paul, how you been? How's the kids?

    Lol I'm not trying to scare u bruh
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