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Don't you just love pissing

  1. #41
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    How can a pear be gay you fucking retard?

    You probably shove them up your ass instead of eating them
  2. #42
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Grylls How can a pear be gay you fucking retard?

    You probably shove them up your ass instead of eating them

    pears fall apart, try a zuccini instead
  3. #43
    I don't really enjoy pissing no. A good shit is always nice, you feel lighter and detoxed after a good ol shit.

    Pissing doesn't create the same feeling, it's just an inconvenience really.
  4. #44
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I’d have thought this kind of thread would be right up wariats street why hasn’t he posted 😟
  5. #45
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I don't really enjoy pissing no. A good shit is always nice, you feel lighter and detoxed after a good ol shit.

    Pissing doesn't create the same feeling, it's just an inconvenience really.

    Even when you’re bursting for a piss and finally make it to the toilet?
  6. #46
    Originally posted by Grylls Even when you’re bursting for a piss and finally make it to the toilet?

    It's rare I allow my bladder to get to that point. The last time such an event took place was probably 5yrs or so ago when I was stuck in stand still traffic on the freeway, I just pissed in a drinks cup I had and splashed it liberally on my seat.

    Those rare occasions of relief don't dick-tate my overall feelings regarding the act of pissing though. 99 times of of 100 the event is mediocre at best and a massive inconvenience at worst.
  7. #47
    I used to date a girl though who was into pissing...she like to hold it in as long as possible and then have me put my finger over her pisshole when she wanted to pee, it would make her orgasm when I finally removed my finger allowing her to do so.
  8. #48
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I used to date a girl though who was into pissing…she like to hold it in as long as possible and then have me put my finger over her pisshole when she wanted to pee, it would make her orgasm when I finally removed my finger allowing her to do so.

    Gross
  9. #49
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Would you piss on wariat if he was on fire?
  10. #50
    Originally posted by Grylls Would you piss on wariat if he was on fire?

    Probably, I wouldn't enjoy it though.
  11. #51
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Same I guess but I’d let him toast a little first
  12. #52
    Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    If you build up some piss then releasing is orgasmic. My post-movie pisses in theatres are legendary. I am pretty sure I have a Pavlovian to cinema that makes me want to buy lots of water and a biggest sodie pop.
  13. #53
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I used to keep a quart plastic soda cup from QT in my work van for emergencies when I was working where there was no easily available bathroom such as when working on a job where the customer wasn't home or a commercial job on a roof. It was often a very long walk and I'd just pee in my cup and then dump it in the grass or a drain, etc. I remember on more than one occasion when I had to pee so bad that I filled up the quart container, had to stop peeing, emptied it and then partially filled it some more as I hadn't finished.

    That was some good peeing! I remember my dear sainted father telling me that he used to be able to hold it like a camel too.

    I know a guy who can hardly go 15 minutes without peeing.
  14. #54
    I remember reading an interview with Matthew McConaughey and he described how he had cut a hole in the bottom of his truck and had installed a length of vinyl tubing with a funnel on the top (and the other end going out of the hole he cut in the bottom of his truck) so that he could piss on the go without having to stop.

    That gave me a new found respect for him.
  15. #55
    Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
  16. #56
    Nile bump
    One time I really had to piss but my sister's bf was shaving his twins head in the bathroom. Everyone was like just go.

    I was pissing for like 4 minutes. I dunno it was long. We were making jokes and having a fucking convo.

    It stands out as a moment.
  17. #57
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I remember going on a date with a gal a mumber of years ago and she told me about her ex live-in boyfriend always peeing in the kitchen sink. I don't know if it was a power trip or what but it was just freaking weird as hell to me.
  18. #58
    Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    She shoulda told him "urine big trouble now"
  19. #59
    Back in England and the dark days of my childhood the first house I lived in had no inside toilet or hot water.

    In the middle of the night my dad used to open the bedroom window (which was upstairs and faced the street) and piss out of the window rather than go downstairs and outside to the toilet at the end of the backyard.

    There was a permanent stain down the wall below the window and School chums when passing the house (as it was on the way to school) would often ask, "what's that stain on the front of your house".

    "Piss" I'd say proudly, "That's me dad's piss stain".
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  20. #60
    Nile bump
    I grew up on the plains, the first few years of my life I remember being on the move. Tearing down and setting up Tipis.

    Back then I pissed outside.
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