2021-11-15 at 2:05 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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How can a pear be gay you fucking retard?
You probably shove them up your ass instead of eating them
2021-11-15 at 2:14 PM UTC
I don't really enjoy pissing no. A good shit is always nice, you feel lighter and detoxed after a good ol shit.
Pissing doesn't create the same feeling, it's just an inconvenience really.
2021-11-15 at 2:17 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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I’d have thought this kind of thread would be right up wariats street why hasn’t he posted 😟
2021-11-15 at 2:29 PM UTC
I used to date a girl though who was into pissing...she like to hold it in as long as possible and then have me put my finger over her pisshole when she wanted to pee, it would make her orgasm when I finally removed my finger allowing her to do so.
2021-11-15 at 2:31 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Would you piss on wariat if he was on fire?
2021-11-15 at 2:57 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Same I guess but I’d let him toast a little first
2021-11-15 at 7:04 PM UTC
If you build up some piss then releasing is orgasmic. My post-movie pisses in theatres are legendary. I am pretty sure I have a Pavlovian to cinema that makes me want to buy lots of water and a biggest sodie pop.
2021-11-15 at 7:41 PM UTC
I used to keep a quart plastic soda cup from QT in my work van for emergencies when I was working where there was no easily available bathroom such as when working on a job where the customer wasn't home or a commercial job on a roof. It was often a very long walk and I'd just pee in my cup and then dump it in the grass or a drain, etc. I remember on more than one occasion when I had to pee so bad that I filled up the quart container, had to stop peeing, emptied it and then partially filled it some more as I hadn't finished.
That was some good peeing! I remember my dear sainted father telling me that he used to be able to hold it like a camel too.
I know a guy who can hardly go 15 minutes without peeing.
2021-11-15 at 8:38 PM UTC
I remember reading an interview with Matthew McConaughey and he described how he had cut a hole in the bottom of his truck and had installed a length of vinyl tubing with a funnel on the top (and the other end going out of the hole he cut in the bottom of his truck) so that he could piss on the go without having to stop.
That gave me a new found respect for him.
2021-11-15 at 9:01 PM UTC
One time I really had to piss but my sister's bf was shaving his twins head in the bathroom. Everyone was like just go.
I was pissing for like 4 minutes. I dunno it was long. We were making jokes and having a fucking convo.
It stands out as a moment.
2021-11-15 at 9:08 PM UTC
I remember going on a date with a gal a mumber of years ago and she told me about her ex live-in boyfriend always peeing in the kitchen sink. I don't know if it was a power trip or what but it was just freaking weird as hell to me.
2021-11-15 at 9:19 PM UTC
She shoulda told him "urine big trouble now"
2021-11-15 at 9:24 PM UTC
Back in England and the dark days of my childhood the first house I lived in had no inside toilet or hot water.
In the middle of the night my dad used to open the bedroom window (which was upstairs and faced the street) and piss out of the window rather than go downstairs and outside to the toilet at the end of the backyard.
There was a permanent stain down the wall below the window and School chums when passing the house (as it was on the way to school) would often ask, "what's that stain on the front of your house".
"Piss" I'd say proudly, "That's me dad's piss stain".
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2021-11-15 at 9:34 PM UTC
I grew up on the plains, the first few years of my life I remember being on the move. Tearing down and setting up Tipis.
Back then I pissed outside.
