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  1. #1
    Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Man, nothing better than taking a good piss.
  2. #2
    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    what about taking a good shit?

    Like, the kind when you turn back to look at it (you know you do) you're actually impressed with yourself.
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  3. #3
    Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Yeah I love taking a shit but I take generally very neatly shits so it's more of a commitment of time and effort than popping in for a nice dong drain
  4. #4
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Taking a shit is like a ritual for me

    If there was a shitting expert who could rate my awesome poops on texture and odour etc and the zen like environment I take them in I’d get a 10/10 A*+

    I’ve really mastered my diet to give me godlike shits

    I also have to poop naked, and I never use public shitters I always pay for a premium shitting environment with luxury brand toilet roll
  5. #5
    Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    I make bread at home so I have fat toasty shits

    But I drink a lot of fluids so I also urine hard
  6. #6
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Ffs where’s the passion in your piss

    Sometimes my piss is as pure and clear as diamonds especially on mornings, I would sell the fucking stuff to a dumb nigger if it could afford it but then sometimes it looks like liquid gold

    I might even start freezing it and do just that

    I’m not sure why this has started happening but lately I found out you can substitute coconut water for regular water so I’m doing that, otherwise it’s only any other fruit or veg juice I will consume or nut milk, never cows milk
  7. #7
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    I just shit my pants while urinating. It looked like a fat hand of bills in my shorts. Took some tp and discretely disposed it in the towlet.
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  8. #8
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Cly I just shit my pants while urinating. It looked like a fat hand of bills in my shorts. Took some tp and discretely disposed it in the towlet.

    Hmm did you take the time to inspect it? You could be shitting currency too

    Now with my diamond and gold idea and your shitty cash we could build an empire?

    We’ll be pissing and shitting our way to the bank 🏦💸💵💷💶💴💰
  9. #9
    Solstice Space Nigga
    I drank hard cider and Jameson all night and pissed so much and so many times in a few hours period that I thought my kidneys were ruined.
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  10. #10
    Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    I love hard cider
  11. #11
    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Grylls Taking a shit is like a ritual for me

    If there was a shitting expert who could rate my awesome poops on texture and odour etc and the zen like environment I take them in I’d get a 10/10 A*+
    Size is the only thing that matters.

    I poop once a day, usually around 630AM. I'm as regular as ..... ugh... I could not come up with anything that was witty here.

    The women I work with have serveral, like 3 or 4 BMs a day. Probably because they eat so much fast food. I think I eat fast food maybe a couple times a year. I don't see how some people could subject their body to that poison.

    OH, excuse me while I take this shot of whiskey and take a power nap so I can get the most out of my remaining sack.
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  12. #12
    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Solstice I drank hard cider and Jameson all night and pissed so much and so many times in a few hours period that I thought my kidneys were ruined.

    I feel like pissing from male genitalia would feel more satisfactory.

    Lol, they have this thing called a "She-wee" ... seems like it would come in handy when going camping. When you're afflicted with a vagina you have dig a whole to pee in, throw the tp in there and then burry it.

    That's a lot of work just to urinate.
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  13. #13
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by What_a_Kreep Size is the only thing that matters.

    I poop once a day, usually around 630AM. I'm as regular as ….. ugh… I could not come up with anything that was witty here.

    The women I work with have serveral, like 3 or 4 BMs a day. Probably because they eat so much fast food. I think I eat fast food maybe a couple times a year. I don't see how some people could subject their body to that poison.

    OH, excuse me while I take this shot of whiskey and take a power nap so I can get the most out of my remaining sack.

    I shit 2-3 times a day always and my meals are 3 times a day with protein or fruit snacks in between meals

    Morning, afternoon and evening shits otherwise I know I’ve not eaten correctly
  14. #14
    Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    In fact I'm taking a thick corn riddled high fiber shit right now
  15. #15
    Nile bump
    Originally posted by What_a_Kreep I feel like pissing from male genitalia would feel more satisfactory.

    Lol, they have this thing called a "She-wee" … seems like it would come in handy when going camping. When you're afflicted with a vagina you have dig a whole to pee in, throw the tp in there and then burry it.

    That's a lot of work just to urinate.

    Hmm on things I would never consider for 700 Alex.
  16. #16
    Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    What doesn't kill you makes you very weak
  17. #17
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by What_a_Kreep what about taking a good shit?

    Like, the kind when you turn back to look at it (you know you do) you're actually impressed with yourself.

    (Actually you know you don't)

    I've only looked at my own feces once in my life.
  18. #18
    Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by mmQ (Actually you know you don't)

    I've only looked at my own feces once in my life.

    What was the occasion?
  19. #19
    Nile bump
    I know a guy who quit a job cuz he had a good shit....
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  20. #20
    Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by Nile I know a guy who quit a job cuz he had a good shit….

    Story
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