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  1. #81
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I know daniel loves his kids, having to spank your kid is the least sexiest spanking a man will ever have to give.
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  2. #82
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
  3. #83
    Spank yankers
  4. #84
    Originally posted by mmQ "There are holes in my belts! WHO PUT THESE HOLES IN MY BELTS?!!"

    "Dad it's a belt they're supposed to have holes that's what you latch the–"

    "NOT IN MY BELTS!!!!!"

    *belting intensifies*

    This made me laugh so hard.

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  5. #85
    On Topic: I didn't get much. Just some money here and there to get some food or see a movie. I usually leeched off richer kids until I got my solid weed connec at the age of 14 and became the man.

    I got all the allowance of the neighborhood, lol.
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  6. #86
    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR This made me laugh so hard.

    Best reply 2017
  7. #87
    cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump My house was the local drug den, its hard to clean the kitchen when there's hookers smoking crack on the stove and drugs being manufactured in the basement.

    My parents felt bad so they would give me $100 for the weekend and I would go stay at a friends house every weekend and we usually saw a movie or ordered pizza.

    I woukd come home Sunday night and the house would be completely trashed, all the valuables from my room missing and people passed out all over the place. Usually nobody slept this entire time and they are still in party mode.

    Sometimes the party goes through Monday morning and they are still there when I go to school and still there when I come back. Nobody leaves until the drugs run out, and there is a constant flurry of dealers and fiends so the drugs never ran out.

    I tried to change the cat litter box once and some tweeked out looking crackhead wouldn't let me in the basement even though it was my house. He just stood in front of the door and said "can't do down there kid"

    tfw too white to live this reality

    its hard being a trap nigga
  8. #88
    didn't read
  9. #89
    infinityshock Black Hole
    what the shit is an allowance?

    we had chores and we did them or we were beaten with various household objects.

    my first job at 15 was the first and only time i had money.
  10. #90
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I'm such a privileged male
  11. #91
    Originally posted by infinityshock what the shit is an allowance?

    we had chores and we did them or we were beaten with various household objects.

    my first job at 15 was the first and only time i had money.

    Quoted for future use.
  12. #92
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Horatio Abernathy Quoted for future use.

    here's another one for you:

    huff my cock, judenniggerfag

    tattoo it on yourself
  13. #93
    bling bling Dark Matter
    y make brag thred krox
  14. #94
    I made a few hundred dollars working when I was 14 and one day my dad bursts into my room and says "I know you have money, there is a dealer outside with a gun and if I don't pay him I'm dead"

    He had to fight me for the money and I never got it back.

    Good times.
  15. #95
    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I made a few hundred dollars working when I was 14 and one day my dad bursts into my room and says "I know you have money, there is a dealer outside with a gun and if I don't pay him I'm dead"

    He had to fight me for the money and I never got it back.

    Good times.

    At least he didn't sell your ass to strangers. Could you imagine being a girl with a father like that?

    I mean, put yourself in privacycunt's shoes.
  16. #96
    I was a metal head so I had long hair and I guess thats good enough for most scumbags because they would try to get me drunk and have sex.

    Once they realized I'm the most dangerous person in that house they never cane back or we gang stomped them
  17. #97
    Just kill ur kids
  18. #98
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I made a few hundred dollars working when I was 14 and one day my dad bursts into my room and says "I know you have money, there is a dealer outside with a gun and if I don't pay him I'm dead"

    He had to fight me for the money and I never got it back.

    Good times.

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  19. #99
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    if ur parents gave u allowance u need 2 check ur privilege
  20. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by snab_snib if ur parents gave u allowance u need 2 check ur privilege

    Check this dick, bitch.
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