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How many 5 year olds could you defeat with your bare hands?

  1. #41
    I would sacrifice myself and allow them to murder me so they can be scarred for life killing that poor innocent man
  2. #42
    Jeff Houston
    They be small and weak, but 5 years olds have alooot of energy.

    I think 5 scrappy 5 years olds would be enough to take down the average adult
  3. #43
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I would sacrifice myself and allow them to murder me so they can be scarred for life killing that poor innocent man

    If you and HTS-n00b were literally holed up and starving to death, but you had a working stove and a sharp knife, would you let him eat you, so that at least one of you survives? (Yes, I saw the Donner Party documentary)
  4. #44
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jeff They be small and weak, but 5 years olds have alooot of energy.

    I think 5 scrappy 5 years olds would be enough to take down the average adult

    If you could be taken down by less than a half dozen 5 year olds how to you stand up in up a strong wind?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #45
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmG In this version of the game, you dropped into a large square featureless room with your stated number of 5 year olds all standing around the walls.

    When the whistle blows, they all attack you.

    How many 5 year olds can you successfully beat in this scenario?


    gangbanged by a bunch of kindergarteners? hell yeah!

    i wouldnt resist at all, i would let them molest me and die a happy boi
  6. #46
    Originally posted by Kev
    gangbanged by a bunch of kindergarteners? hell yeah!

    i wouldnt resist at all, i would let them molest me and die a happy boi

    So, you are a pedo. Wow. Just, wow.
  7. #47
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ So, you are a pedo. Wow. Just, wow.

    am not.
  8. #48
    Originally posted by Kev am not.

    Not a practicing one?
  9. #49
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Not a practicing one?

    course not. you know the saying: look, dun touch.
  10. #50
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Kev course not. you know the saying: look, dun touch.

    You can look down the barrel on my VR80, I'll do the touching.
  11. #51
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You can look down the barrel on my VR80, I'll do the touching.

    ok but first meet Ming Huan, she has a barrel for you to look in too. you see, vinny's lolis work for me now.
  12. #52
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Kev ok but first meet Ming Huan, she has a barrel for you to look in too. you see, vinny's lolis work for me now.

    Admit it, when you first saw this thread you were drunk and or high and got all excited because you thought it read, "How many five year olds could you beat off with your bare hands".
  13. #53
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Admit it, when you first saw this thread you were drunk and or high and got all excited because you thought it read, "How many five year olds could you beat off with your bare hands".

    ohh not so tough now, sally.

    i admit i was properly tipsy for the new year but i believe i welcomed the kinder gangbang that i was excited for, which is inconsistent with intending to use my hands for anything. i did say "i wouldnt resist at all" remember? ^^
  14. #54
    The "can't rape the willing" defense.
  15. #55
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Kev ohh not so tough now, sally.

    i admit i was properly tipsy for the new year but i believe i welcomed the kinder gangbang that i was excited for, which is inconsistent with intending to use my hands for anything. i did say "i wouldnt resist at all" remember? ^^

    W/E Nancy
  16. #56
    How did we get from bullets to babies?
  17. #57
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The "can't rape the willing" defense.

    heres the thing, i have 200 HP, a cuddle attack is super effective against children, dealing about 20 HP damage but only deals about 1 dmg to me, but because theres a horde of these kindergartners, it would take only a few waves of cuddle attacks from them before i am dead. it doesnt hurt, only tickles and death is a euphoric experience, so i figured i may as well die happy and not bother resisting.

    now if its me and a kindergartner one on one, i could defeat her with just 2 moves max, one if its a critical hit.
  18. #58
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Kev heres the thing, i have 200 HP, a cuddle attack is super effective against children, dealing about 20 HP damage but only deals about 1 dmg to me, but because theres a horde of these kindergartners, it would take only a few waves of cuddle attacks from them before i am dead. it doesnt hurt, only tickles and death is a euphoric experience, so i figured i may as well die happy and not bother resisting.

    now if its me and a kindergartner one on one, i could defeat her with just 2 moves max.

    You are an idiot, an unfunny idiot.
  19. #59
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You are an idiot, an unfunny idiot.

    salty sally, couldnt counter my last post with logical argumentation or coercion so all is left is butthurt.

    GET REKT FGT
  20. #60
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Kev salty sally, couldnt counter my last post with logical argumentation or coercion so all is left is butthurt.

    GET REKT FGT

    ^Idiot thinks his post was logical
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