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How many 5 year olds could you defeat with your bare hands?
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2021-10-27 at 11:36 PM UTCI would sacrifice myself and allow them to murder me so they can be scarred for life killing that poor innocent man
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2021-12-30 at 9:48 PM UTCThey be small and weak, but 5 years olds have alooot of energy.
I think 5 scrappy 5 years olds would be enough to take down the average adult -
2021-12-30 at 10 PM UTC
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I would sacrifice myself and allow them to murder me so they can be scarred for life killing that poor innocent man
If you and HTS-n00b were literally holed up and starving to death, but you had a working stove and a sharp knife, would you let him eat you, so that at least one of you survives? (Yes, I saw the Donner Party documentary) -
2022-01-01 at 4:44 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-01 at 6:59 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmG In this version of the game, you dropped into a large square featureless room with your stated number of 5 year olds all standing around the walls.
When the whistle blows, they all attack you.
How many 5 year olds can you successfully beat in this scenario?
gangbanged by a bunch of kindergarteners? hell yeah!
i wouldnt resist at all, i would let them molest me and die a happy boi -
2022-01-01 at 2:37 PM UTC
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2022-01-01 at 5:57 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kev ok but first meet Ming Huan, she has a barrel for you to look in too. you see, vinny's lolis work for me now.
Admit it, when you first saw this thread you were drunk and or high and got all excited because you thought it read, "How many five year olds could you beat off with your bare hands". -
2022-01-01 at 6:08 PM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker Admit it, when you first saw this thread you were drunk and or high and got all excited because you thought it read, "How many five year olds could you beat off with your bare hands".
ohh not so tough now, sally.
i admit i was properly tipsy for the new year but i believe i welcomed the kinder gangbang that i was excited for, which is inconsistent with intending to use my hands for anything. i did say "i wouldnt resist at all" remember? ^^ -
2022-01-01 at 6:10 PM UTCThe "can't rape the willing" defense.
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2022-01-01 at 6:16 PM UTC
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2022-01-01 at 6:19 PM UTCHow did we get from bullets to babies?
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2022-01-01 at 6:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The "can't rape the willing" defense.
heres the thing, i have 200 HP, a cuddle attack is super effective against children, dealing about 20 HP damage but only deals about 1 dmg to me, but because theres a horde of these kindergartners, it would take only a few waves of cuddle attacks from them before i am dead. it doesnt hurt, only tickles and death is a euphoric experience, so i figured i may as well die happy and not bother resisting.
now if its me and a kindergartner one on one, i could defeat her with just 2 moves max, one if its a critical hit. -
2022-01-01 at 6:28 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kev heres the thing, i have 200 HP, a cuddle attack is super effective against children, dealing about 20 HP damage but only deals about 1 dmg to me, but because theres a horde of these kindergartners, it would take only a few waves of cuddle attacks from them before i am dead. it doesnt hurt, only tickles and death is a euphoric experience, so i figured i may as well die happy and not bother resisting.
now if its me and a kindergartner one on one, i could defeat her with just 2 moves max.
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