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  1. #1
    It was on sale for like $15 on Steam.

    I'm currently taming wild pigs and mining for Copper and Tin.
  2. #2
    one of my favorite anime girls plays a lot of that and she's pretty good WATCH OUT FOR VEI

  3. #3
    Well now one of your favorite niggas does too.
  4. #4
    Donald Trump Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm currently taming wild pigs and mining for Copper and Tin.

    You mean grinding?

    Anything fun about the game?
  5. #5
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I still just prefer playing FarmVille 18-21 hours a day.
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  6. #6
    farmville had an interesting concept it went really deep, I never played it but I knew girls and people that played it and THE GAME WENT DEEP lots of copies of it but nobody really plays anything like it anymore like WUT it was a fucking cash cow you could easily remake that shit and make the big bucks it's poised to come back man I have been thinking about it
  7. #7
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I remember getting into it so much I learned how to HACK it and make the time go super fast so I could grow a thousand banana trees in a minute of real time and just abusing the system. I have so much to show for it today
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  8. #8
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It was on sale for like $15 on Steam.

    I'm currently taming wild pigs and mining for Copper and Tin.

    ↑ simulated masculinity
  10. #10
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Lol
  11. #11
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ↑ simulated masculinity

    Well we all live in a simulation...
  12. #12
    I got tired of this already, it took 3 real world days to tame my pigs (2 of them) and god knows how many days for them to produce enough pigs that I might slaughter some and still sustain a good breeding stock for more (that even assumes one is male and female which isn't readily apparent).

    On top of that copper and tin cannot be teleported so if you have your viking hall on one side of the map and the fucking copper/tin ore is on the other...you have to carry it all across..and because of the weight you have to make multiple trips...Or build a new viking hall near the ore.

    Fuck that shit, I'm too old for that back and forth crap in real life let alone in a stupid game.
  13. #13
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I got tired of this already, it took 3 real world days to tame my pigs (2 of them) and god knows how many days for them to produce enough pigs that I might slaughter some and still sustain a good breeding stock for more (that even assumes one is male and female which isn't readily apparent).

    On top of that copper and tin cannot be teleported so if you have your viking hall on one side of the map and the fucking copper/tin ore is on the other…you have to carry it all across..and because of the weight you have to make multiple trips…Or build a new viking hall near the ore.

    Fuck that shit, I'm too old for that back and forth crap in real life let alone in a stupid game.

    insufficient testosterone to continue,

    ?.
  14. #14
    Donald Trump Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I got tired of this already, it took 3 real world days to tame my pigs (2 of them) and god knows how many days for them to produce enough pigs that I might slaughter some and still sustain a good breeding stock for more (that even assumes one is male and female which isn't readily apparent).

    On top of that copper and tin cannot be teleported so if you have your viking hall on one side of the map and the fucking copper/tin ore is on the other…you have to carry it all across..and because of the weight you have to make multiple trips…Or build a new viking hall near the ore.

    Fuck that shit, I'm too old for that back and forth crap in real life let alone in a stupid game.

    Welcome to modern games, they hire people to make sure that you have a constant condition of artificial scarcity, because apparently constant struggle is addictive and making addictive games is easier than making good games.
  15. #15
    Donald Trump Space Nigga
    Look into CheatEngine, you can easily edit the running code to give yourself 6,000,000 gold. Its what I always do. I struggle for shekels in real life, I don't need to struggle for shekels for recreation too.
  16. #16
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    iit.i looked into it but was pretty occupied with another game so I never bought it.

    My desktop has a decent amount of games on it and i can only play 1 at a time.

    Actually I can run 4 at a time but still only play 1 at a time.
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